Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:48 pm

Those are some very nice business practices, I'm glad I do the moral thing and pay for video games.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:41 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
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I'm so out of the loop. Why is Bethesda a meme?
They used to be a developer, but then they took an arrow to the knee.
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Why is he getting so triggered? Who cares if some weeb faggots are @ing you? Just play the game or don't.
He could solve this whole issue in a mature way if he told a serious and emotional story about how these KH fans are clearly expecting a review from an expert of the franchise who has as much memories and nostalgia as they have, which Joe will never have even if he were to speedrun through all previous entries.
Every game in a franchise is someone's entry point, especially if there hasn't been a main entry in two console-generations (though remakes and shit might count I guess). KH3 has to stand on its own.

Or he could save a lot of time and don't participate in this drama.

But of course, he's as much of a manbaby as those KHtards, so this will probably go on for a while. He might even get 1-2 vlogs out of it.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Poonoo » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:15 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:47 am
CIANIgger wrote:
Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:37 am
I'm so out of the loop. Why is Bethesda a meme?
There's the whole Todd thing.
More pressing, Bethesda belongs to ZeniMax. There is no company that bought up and destroyed more game studios than them. Not even EA.
>hire studio to make a game of a license they own and you'd like to own
>make publishing deal where payments are in steps
>company must hit milestones to get money
>let them develop for a while
>set time goals for milestones really short
>tell them what they delivered so far isn't good enough and that you won't pay them
>get them into financial trouble by refusing to pay for milestones because they are supposedly not good enough
>offer to buy the studio instead so they don't have to go bankrupt
>buy studio and acquire IP
>demolish studio or have them work on garbage as a proxy studio to outsource dumb shit to
Most big publishers use these slimy tactics and a whole lot more, it's not unique to Bethesda. Jim Sterling will whine about this happening but he will never go in depth like even you have here and explain HOW they fuck over devs, it's all vague shit. And that's on purpose, being a fake fuck like him and Joe means they can never actually redpill people on these shitty practices otherwise devs will now how to avoid being fucked.

Joe supporting a company that engages in this shit is not a surprise, most idiots only think EA does this shit but they all set unrealistic deadlines on devs and don't pay overtime to save money. That's why cunts like Joe and Sterling can act all anti-corporate and then shill another AAA game under the same breath, as long as Activision or EA aren't involved you can shill the fuck out of it.

Sterling pisses me off more because that cunt has contacts in the industry and probably knows a ton of shit (game devs are very casual about how they get no sleep and work long hours) but keeps his mouth shut unless it already becomes a big controversy for him to chime in on.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:16 am

He probably actively covers up for indie devs that do scumbag shit but are friends with him. He seems like the type tbh based on GG.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Poonoo » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:31 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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He probably actively covers up for indie devs that do scumbag shit but are friends with him. He seems like the type tbh based on GG.
The fucker defended Leigh Alexander VERY publicly during Gamergate when people dug up her tweets bragging about being able to destroy careers and her blatantly shilling games her side company did PR for among other things. It's guaranteed he is covering a lot of shit they are doing, as is Wan Xian who has dished out precisely ZERO fucking dirt on that whole scene despite being in deep with them before he "changed".
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:43 pm

He is cunning at least. He's propagated this whole "Voice for Gamers" appearance and attached himself to events like the outrage at Lootboxers in Battlefront II, not to mention his constant stoking the flames of Us vs Them and feeding the outrage machine. When in reality he's nothing but a corporate shill that will do anything for his 7 dollars, how on earth you can pretend you're a legitimate critic when you're being paid by a company to shill a game you're later going to review is beyond me. See also the whole TLJ incident: Hates the film, gets a knock on the door from The Mouse, loves the film.

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:27 pm

He had a totally realistic change of heart. Honest.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by mad bum » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:41 pm

Does he even say he's the voice of Gamers anymore?
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Rushy » Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:43 pm

I'm surprised the whole angry army thing still exists.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:24 pm

Then again, so does Spoony's fanbase...
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