Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[ChangeTheChunnel]

Brad, the Failous cameos aren’t funny or clever. Cut it out.

[Guest]

Brad Jones is getting salty in the comments section of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. He said the movie is shit and basically I said he same about his film Jesus, Bro

(DanGreen ME) This film may not be great but at least it’s not complete shit and has some entertainment value! Unlike that shitty, badly acted movie called Jesus, Bro that you wrote and acted in.

(David Neighbour) Harsh!

(Me) My problems with Jesus, Bro. 1) awful acting. 2) Painfully unfunny script. Surprising as Cinema Snob is hilarious. 3) Nothing at stake. 4) No real character development.

I get that it's a parody... but the best parodies have great comic timing and acting (Airplane/Naked Gun) this movie had neither of those things.

On the plus side it was well shot/directed.

(Brad) Gr8b8m8


(Me) Stoned Gremlin Productions I was simply expressing my opinion on not liking Jesus,Bro and gave reasons why (script, acting, lack of comic timing, no character development etc) how is that any different to your criticism of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom? (One of those being no character development) I did like the direction/cinematography of your movie and I felt it had a perfect running time so I’m not saying it had nothing positive going for it. There’s certainly a lot worse movies I have seen in my life.
Anyway, I enjoy your Cinema Snob and Midnight Screenings and look forward to giving your new Cinema Snob movie a watch as the first was entertaining.

(Brad) Insult, insult, factually inaccurate statement about character, insult, insult, 180 degree ass kissy final sentence. Try a different formula next time, this one’s worn out.


(Me)Stoned Gremlin Productions so let me clarify one thing... if you say you think a film is bad and give reasons why you don’t like it, (script, performances, direction etc) it’s your personal opinion but if someone says they don’t like your movie and gives reasons why (Script etc) then it is an insult or an inaccurate statement? I mean the writers of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom could email you and tell you that you are insulting them with your dislikes of the film and accuse you or speaking inaccurate statements. Not everybody will have the same opinions on everything. Most critics and yourself gave The Greatest Showman negative reviews but for some reason it was a massive hit with audiences (personally I didn’t like it either) but whatever.. it’s just different opinions. I really enjoyed Thor: Ragnarok and most critics gave it rave reviews but you just thought it was ok.. that’s cool because it’s just your opinion.

[Guest]

Brad Jones is getting salty in the comments section of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. He said the movie is shit and basically I said he same about his film Jesus, Bro

(DanGreen ME) This film may not be great but at least it’s not complete shit and has some entertainment value! Unlike that shitty, badly acted movie called Jesus, Bro that you wrote and acted in.

(David Neighbour) Harsh!

(Me) My problems with Jesus, Bro. 1) awful acting. 2) Painfully unfunny script. Surprising as Cinema Snob is hilarious. 3) Nothing at stake. 4) No real character development.
I get that it's a parody... but the best parodies have great comic timing and acting (Airplane/Naked Gun) this movie had neither of those things.
On the plus side it was well shot/directed.

(Brad) Gr8b8m8

(Me) Stoned Gremlin Productions I was simply expressing my opinion on not liking Jesus,Bro and gave reasons why (script, acting, lack of comic timing, no character development etc) how is that any different to your criticism of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom? (One of those being no character development) I did like the direction/cinematography of your movie and I felt it had a perfect running time so I’m not saying it had nothing positive going for it. There’s certainly a lot worse movies I have seen in my life.
Anyway, I enjoy your Cinema Snob and Midnight Screenings and look forward to giving your new Cinema Snob movie a watch as the first was entertaining.

(Brad) Insult, insult, factually inaccurate statement about character, insult, insult, 180 degree ass kissy final sentence. Try a different formula next time, this one’s worn out.

(Me)Stoned Gremlin Productions so let me clarify one thing... if you say you think a film is bad and give reasons why you don’t like it, (script, performances, direction etc) it’s your personal opinion but if someone says they don’t like your movie and gives reasons why (Script etc) then it is an insult or an inaccurate statement? I mean the writers of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom could email you and tell you that you are insulting them with your dislikes of the film and accuse you or speaking inaccurate statements. Not everybody will have the same opinions on everything. Most critics and yourself gave The Greatest Showman negative reviews but for some reason it was a massive hit with audiences (personally I didn’t like it either) but whatever.. it’s just different opinions. I really enjoyed Thor: Ragnarok and most critics gave it rave reviews but you just thought it was ok.. that’s cool because it’s just your opinion.

[Guest]

Lol not surprised. Brad always acts like a dick and a man-child when anyone writes any kind of criticism about anything he has worked on.
Ironic that his career is based on criticism yet he can’t take any himself.

[Poonoo]

Ironic that his career is based on criticism yet he can’t take any himself.

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[rabidtictac]

Insert the DSP meme: "salt salt salt salt, all I can taste is salt. Overpowering salt flavor."

[Guest]

More of these internet nobodies should take a leaf out of James Rolfe’s book! He never cried and bitches online about criticism.

[Rapeculture]

Well, there went my last bit of respect for Brad. Guy used to be able to take criticism, now even that is gone.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

I think he's starting to realize that the quality of movies he makes matches those that he criticizes.

I have a feeling this new one he's hoping to make will be the worst of the bunch. I keep seeing all these people he's retweeting imploring others to "make this happen" and "donate to the Kickstarter!" He really fucking wants this movie to become a reality, and I bet the level of hope he has for this project is going to determine its shittiness.

[Pepsi Man]

More of these internet nobodies should take a leaf out of James Rolfe’s book! He never cried and bitches online about criticism.

He doesn't need to. Motherfucker Mike does enough for both of them.