Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Linkara has been secretly taking some of Spooner's crazy pills, it would seem. For a fucker who owes his little career to negative reviews of other creators, he sure is delusional as fuck. Oh, I'm sorry, those other creators aren't special snowflakes like the nasty cockslut? I guess that makes it ok then.

He needs those crazy pills for dat Doctor Linksano method acting.

Though he's honestly not the only internet nobody who's that hypocritical. Their ego inflation just hits a certain threshold, and then they start biting every single hand that feeds them.

April complaining about money cus her work cut her hours. It's all falling into place....

Wasn't the general assumption in 2.0 or 3.0 that she will probably stay for as long as possible because of the nice big house her next boyfriend will most likely not have?

Okay, the Patreon to fund the fake ads on Spoony's site is fucking hilarious.

https://www.patreon.com/findingspoony

Wonderful. Best Spoony-related thing in a while.

[Livy]

If hell freezes over and April does leave him, I predict he'll try to get rid of his house and try to move (leech) back in with his brother or get a small apartment. I would say move back in with his parents but they don't like him at all.

[Rushy]

Small apartment seems the most reasonable thing to me. In that case, he might also finally sell at least half of the nerd memorabilia he's collected over the years and reap some money that way before resuming the sloth lifestyle.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Small apartment seems the most reasonable thing to me. In that case, he might also finally sell at least half of the nerd memorabilia he's collected over the years and reap some money that way before resuming the sloth lifestyle.

Bonus points if he sells some of those D&D books fans sent him in hopes of him making a Counter Monkey out of it.

[da PAC Nigguh]

If hell freezes over and April does leave him, I predict he'll try to get rid of his house and try to move (leech) back in with his brother or get a small apartment. I would say move back in with his parents but they don't like him at all.

It will be the other way around. She will leave after he loses the house to foreclosure as Noah will no longer be a suitable host organism.

[Carn]

Spoony disabled all the ads on his website.

[rabidtictac]

Kek

[Charlar]

What a faggot

[Osterzone]

So does the ad guy get his money back? That was clearly not the time he paid for.

[Just Some Random Guy]

She's just as lazy as Spoony. She's a sponge. Unless that's what you expect women to be.

April is definitely not as lazy as Spoony. She has an actual job (a part-time low-wage job but still an actual job), and doing it requires at least some level of effort, whereas Spoony does straight up nothing. Whatever else you might criticize her for, April is nowhere near as lazy as Spoony.