The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Guest]

Have to admit I died a little inside when he referred to Charlie Parker as "some saxophone player".
But what do I expect from an autistic manchild whose wardrobe consists of greasy t-shirts of 70s/80s rock bands?

[Dupa]

Very by the numbers.

That felt very lazy even for James standards

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Eventually, even the Nerd becomes the Spoony.

[Pepsi Man]

Eventually, even the Nerd becomes the Spoony.

I would just like to point out that the Nerd's videos eventually leave the render queue.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

For now.

[Rushy]

He'd get more material if he left the NES behind. That future version of him playing Wii would be actually preferable right now.

[Guest]

Sad. Wii wasn't even out yet when he started on YouTube and now it's long dead and retro and he's still playing the Nerd. I thought he was supposed to be the next great director or something, not some guy ripping off Bores and Forky.

[Guest]

Whoever heard of crowbars only having one use? What are they actual crows?
He eats chilli dogs to recover health. Who does he think he is? Sonic?

Did Chris Bores write the script for this?

[Angelfire Memes]

I get the impression this wasn't a game he had much history with, didn't care for, and didn't have much interest in the films either. You can tell when James is phoning it in.

[Guest]

I get the impression this wasn't a game he had much history with, didn't care for, and didn't have much interest in the films either. You can tell when James is phoning it in.

The problem is, that's every old game now. He's expended the list games he actually played as a child and can tap into his childhood raege over. As for newer stuff, like the Wii, he wasn't even gaming much then and certainly wouldn't be getting that same kind of pissed off. So doing newer stuff wouldn't help either. He's out of vidya game material. That's why he's constantly putting weird horror b-movie plotlines in to spice it up. It's not about the games anymore, he has no passion for them. Contrast it with his old horror movie commentary, where you can tell he still has a lot of passion for the subject matter.