The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[da PAC Nigguh]

Every day I have a painful shit (plz dont be asscancer) I'm reminded that a human is nothing more than an object. There is no such thing as an immortal soul, I'm a pile of meaty water and that's all I ever was.

Easy dumps aren't rewarding. You gotta work hard for the good ones.

[Pepsi Man]

she was the crazier one in their disfunctional relationship.

That's usually how it is with these things, though, isn't it?

[Some Sick Fuck]

I suppose, fortunately, I don't have much experience with crazies, from those that I know, you can usually tell right away. It's different on internet, some can be more subtle or they're simply boring enough to pass as normies.

[Poonoo]

I hanged out a while on DHI and I always thought Poonoo is some TGWTG candidate that got turned down and went on crusade or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJlpPPqtn5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW-9qbIdEWw

These videos make fun of Linkara and how much he hates internet nobodies but ironically its in the same exact style how TGWTG rejects do their video reviews.

That was the fucking point, I specifically reviewed it like Linkara with the dumb voices reading out the lines in the comic and pointless references in there. I even wore a similar jacket to him and if I had a fedora I would have wore it. I even added a fucking storyline that blatantly mocked the whole "I will torture you with *insert bad media*" shtick.

These guys really do have autism don't they?

[Le Redditeur]

These guys really do have autism don't they?

[Kugelfisch]

So much even that they wordfiltered "Autism" and "autistic".

[Guest]

autizzle

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The A-Word.

[Guest]

I wonder who this is

I come to you, here at the Kiwi Farms, in dire straits.

I was a member at the Dead Horse Interchangeable community for six years, and every month for the past five of those years I have been raped by one of the moderators.

They have a Gold membership available for loyal members, and you can't see it because you need to pay the mods privately, but if you pay 30 dollars a month for a certain period of time, they allow you to post on a secret forum, and they arrange to fly you in to meet some of the mods. I met a man, and out of concern for my life I shall withhold his name, but he loved Donald Trump, and like the President he has a sense of glowing confidence that drew me to him immediately.
He won my trust, and later took me up to his hotel room to watch wrestling. We were drinking the whole night and suddenly I began to feel woozy. I woke up on my back and with him on top of me. I cried for weeks.

It was some time before I was contacted by Dead Horse once again, this time by a different Moderator. He flew me to his Oregon home and for a while it really normal, I thought his boyfriend was really nice and we complained about the trannies protesting in traffic. Like last time, we drank. His boyfriend left and we were sitting there watching Shark Week and then he turned to me and said:

"I'm a liberal but I think it'd be really cool if you watched me take a shower."

I was taken aback. He had so many guns in his house, and I didn't know what he would do to me if I said no. We went into the shower, I sat by the sink and he got in. He looked at me with a grin on his face and an erect three-inch penis. Eventually when he turned around I sprinted out of the house and ran as fast I could.

I was finally growing skeptical of Dead Horse and threatened the mods that I would stop paying if they didn't shape up. They agreed to discipline the two in question. One of the mods flew me up to personally apologize a few weeks later. We had a nice night, his apartment was gorgeous, and later that night he gave me a tour of his room and I came across something truly disturbing. Stacks upon stacks upon stacks of the most disgusting hentai and moe I've ever seen in my life. I tried to get out as soon as I could but he bumrushed me, took off my pants and began engaging in anal sex. I just waited for it to be over.

I've been on the run for six months. If I give my name here my life may be in jeapordy. I come to you at Kiwi Farms asking for your trust and support.

[Guest]

Man those guys are really thirsty for tranny dick

they aren't wrong are they?