April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Vaporwear]

When was the branch first reported? It feels like a couple of years now. It was during the current living dead era Spoony, I know that.

Also I never heard of a tree being split in half by wind. But I'm sure April wouldn't be exaggerating about the size of the branch, of course.

We've had some pretty brutal storms where trees have been ripped right out of the ground and landed on the streets, causing serious issues with power lines and damage to vehicles. Don't dismiss the power of a windy day, especially on a tree that might be rotting or might have a branch that's too heavy for it to support.

I think Noah took pictures of it too. The branch exists, the only question is would Noah ever get around to getting rid of it. Well, it's not actually a question because we all knew the answer was no.

[mad bum]

Wow even I don't remember a branch tweet, you guys have iron trap memories.

[Cuckson]

[AdorableOtter]

That isn't clover. This is clover.

That is wood sorrel, not clover. GuestWrong was a mistake.

Seems like totally removable/fixable. Those guys are true retards.

[Vaporwear]

That isn't clover. This is clover.

That is wood sorrel, not clover. GuestWrong was a mistake.

Seems like totally removable/fixable. Those guys are true retards.

So yeah, that's still there, growing leaves.

It would take a few minutes to finish cutting that off, but nope, too much work for spoony.

[Poonoo]

Nearly a year, for fuck sake.

[rabidtictac]

LMAO THE BRANCH

[mad bum]

You can even see all the leaves on the side of the picture so you know it's fairly large and in the way, they don't even need an axe or a hatchet for that, all they have to do is take something heavy to knock it all the way off and move it.

[Guest]

We've joked about it, but I legitimately believe Spoony almost never leaves his basement anymore, let alone leaves the house.
I think when he tweets about seeing a new movie or something he's just downloading or streaming it off Slovakian Pirate Bay and not actually venturing outside.

[rabidtictac]

You can even see all the leaves on the side of the picture so you know it's fairly large and in the way, they don't even need an axe or a hatchet for that, all they have to do is take something heavy to knock it all the way off and move it.

It would legit take me like 2 minutes with a decent knife, machete or hatchet. But they could just use a hammer or some shit like you said. You can see how it's barely holding on.

Noah could even use his hands if he didn't have little baby noodle arms.