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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:52 pm

Where'd that "DHI was right again" image go?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Vaporwear » Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:57 pm

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Where'd that "DHI was right again" image go?
It wasn't hard to figure that one out. I personally would have raped the tree to death, shown that tree not to leave its shit branches all over my lawn where I rape my bitches.

But Spoony's too poor to get someone to remove the branch and he's too lazy and weak to get a chainsaw and just cut the fucker to pieces.

And so it grows to this very day, a testament to Spoony's failures not only as a man but as a living organism in general.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GuestWrong » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:01 pm

That isn't clover. This is clover.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:13 pm

hahahahahhahahah the bitch really is retarded
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:40 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:01 am
Apparently the branch still lies on their yard. :D
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by veris leta facies » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:55 pm

Having a big ass branch laying on your yard for a year or so doesn't hinder treating your garden at all? Like mowing a lawn? Wait.. what a hell am I talking about.. Spoony.. mowing a lawn.. :lol: Arbeit macht nicht frei!

Their neighbours must be so happy to have such hermit couple who doesn't take care of their yard at all living next to them.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:15 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:55 pm
Having a big ass branch laying on your yard for a year or so doesn't hinder treating your garden at all? Like mowing a lawn? Wait.. what a hell am I talking about.. Spoony.. mowing a lawn.. :lol: Arbeit macht nicht frei!

Their neighbours must be so happy to have such hermit couple who doesn't take care of their yard at all living next to them.
You just know the influx of ticks and other vermin in that jungle of a yard is causing hell on the property values. Especially this time of year in the midwest.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pepsi Man » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:16 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:15 pm
You just know the influx of ticks and other vermin in that jungle of a yard is causing hell on the property values. Especially this time of year in the midwest.
It also could, very well, cause Spoony and rApril to actually contract some form of disease instead of the fake ones that Spoony claims to have.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:32 pm

I can't get over how fucking great this is. We all pretty much knew that that branch was still there. However, not only is it still there, it's more alive than Noah is as well! :lol:
Bonus round: It's going to be on that property for longer than Noah will.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:58 pm

When was the branch first reported? It feels like a couple of years now. It was during the current living dead era Spoony, I know that.

Also I never heard of a tree being split in half by wind. But I'm sure April wouldn't be exaggerating about the size of the branch, of course.

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