Star Wars Youtubers :World Class Autism

[Guest]

The OT is vastly overrated. The only good one is ANH. Empire is boring as fuck and ROTJ was directed by a retard who needed Uncle George looking over his shoulder. Episode 1 is better than Empire and fucking dare you to tell me how it isn't, faggot.

All those dummies clamoring for Dave Filoni to take over the movies are retarded and need to be ass-raped by Auli and his spoiler-free cock. Rebels looks like shit, and he's the genius that brought back Darth Maul and gave us the ultimate Mary Sue Asshoka. Fuck him and anyone who thinks he'd make anything better.

[rabidtictac]

I need to catch up on this thread because these star wars fucks are everywhere on jewtube. I can't watch shit without seeing their garbage videos in recommendations for "trending" or whatever. There are probably a thousand of these guys who make star wars videos that make their entire living shilling for star wars. I'm talking the DSP of star wars videos brah. They are everywhere I look. And of course they have patreons and youtube adbucks and the whole nine yards. Google hangouts with other autismos where they sperge about star wars for hours. Check "jedi council." That's one that I know exists.

[MegaNigger]

All you need to know;

Star Wars Theory
Star Wars Reading Club
Evan Nova
Jensari
World Class Bullshitters

Everyone else is another kind of channel switching to star wars to get life support for said channel. (WCB)

The above list is prime autism, especially the VS series fuckers. They give Darth Vader all of this hype in every video, and should really just change all their videos to EU Character vs. Darth Vader (Vader-chan wins!)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But the EU is so edgy and tubular that every Sith there can at least shoot lightning bolts. And we've seen how well Vader can take those.

Yea, christ, it's been 10 movies straight of the same narrative, tired and rehashed in the most unimaginative of ways. Why do we need to see the past of Han Solo? Kenobi? What in the fuck was the point in Rogue One? WHO CARES how they got the plans for the death star?! Why do we need to see the offspring of Han and Leia (Let's make another Star Wars Story showing their romantic encounter) go through post-pubescent angst and patricide. Who asked for this?

Fantards demand their deep and rich lore to validate their fine taste.

[GestapoAssiman]

World Class Bullshitters

I did like it though when WCB called the black actor in the new star wars films a baboon.

Honestly, every real respectable fucker knows that Star Wars ain't got fucking shit compared to Krull.


Krull at least told its story in one fucking movie and that was all we needed.

[rabidtictac]

A lot of 80s movies were like star wars, except they only made one of them. But they were still fun. Tron, The Last Starfighter, Krull, even the fantasy shit like Conan.

They tried to bring back Tron and it sucked imo.

For as much as people love to sperge about how great muh star wars is, I can't honestly say Tron or The Last Starfighter are worse. Like A New Hope, they set out to entertain and they did what they wanted to do.

[Tony Schiavone]

I must be the only person who liked Return of the Jedi--at least, online. It was like a great conclusion that everyone knew was coming, so in addition to Luke finally getting to be a badass (and being proven right--although he had to work for it), it had great little subversion moments. I love the way Han reacts to C3PO being a god: first with incredulity, then smiling with his good fortune, then abusing the robot for his own uses like he always does. That's pretty much the whole movie for him: his expectations constantly get uprooted, but he's still Han.

Doing fan things right: the second Death star was incomplete and was only gradually revealed to be operational as part of the big bad reveal in the famous 'TRAP.' Lando getting to blow up people in the Falcon (but Wedge getting the final shot). Luke and Leia on the speeder. Lots of small moments which were as much a celebration and gratitude of the series; not some heavy handed legacy project or srs bzns.

And the Ewoks. Yes, they're cute and cuddly. But they have to earn their victory. It's implied they've been getting blasted back, mainly because they're teddy bears with sticks. A few of them die. In the end I ended up liking them for their flat out ballsy crazy stunts (such as beating a walker with two log battering rams and then jumping inside). Also it's made clear this is a mission with a strike team. Everything is laid out with reasons that make sense. (Vader doesn't bring more forces because he wants to turn his son and rule teh galazy; the Emporer allows it because he secretly knows what's going on and wants Luke as the apprentice).

None of the villians/heroes is in the same scene with each other just talking; if they aren't immediately fighting, it's because there's an intelligent reason for doing so (not attacking Jabba while Han is still frozen and having to blast through a cave--instead of outside with more space and cover from the sand barge; Luke wanting to turn his father instead of killing and instantly leveling up Dark Side points--and even then, he gets pissed and starts dueling anyway,). This is the same problem with wrestlecrap today; too often the protagonist and antagonist are in the same scene/ring just talking. Lose suspension of disbelief that they are really pissed with each other and turns it into an unnatural talk show segment.

[rabidtictac]

It's half of a good movie. All the shit with Luke and the Emprah is good. Jabba is fun. But there's a lot of stuff in the movie that either detracts or does nothing to help the movie. The final sequence of 3 different simultaneous events is just too much imo. I always hated it when I was enjoying one part of the story and BAM! We cut to something shitty I don't care about. Even as a kid, that was my least favorite part of the original trilogy.

The ewoks chumping stormtroopers was like a tvtropes entry. Way to make the empire look toothless. A few ewoks die but all the fight sequences involving them feel way too overly comedic and slapstick. The Ewoks were the forerunners to Jar Jar. Everything George did in episode 1 with Jar Jar was because of previous shit he did with Ewoks. The Ewoks are the reason Jar Jar exists.

Lando and his ethnic copilot aren't interesting enough to carry an entire section of the climax by themselves. Let alone the fact they get to blow up the death star. Lando did 1 thing in the previous movie and his copilot wasn't in it. They didn't earn the right to be there imo. I would have rather had Ackbar be the one to blow up the death star. Or Chewie.

If you look at the positioning of the central characters for the climax, you'll see there's almost nobody involved in the space battle, then there's a huge clump of key characters on Endor with the ewok gungans, and then there's Luke on the death star with the Emprah and Vader. Why the hell would Han, an amazing PILOT, be leading a ground mission anyway? Han should have been leading the space mission as a conclusion to what he started when he saved Luke at the end of episode 4.

TL;DR star wars is autism and I suffer from it too

[Kugelfisch]

Krull at least told its story in one fucking movie and that was all we needed.

Krull's pinball machine is the holy grail of any Gottlieb pinball collector. Only ten units were ever produced.
https://www.ipdb.org/machine.cgi?id=1397
It looks and sounds pretty awesome as well.

[Cuckson]

All you need to know;

>Star Wars Theory
>Star Wars Reading Club

The above list is prime autism, especially the VS series fuckers. They give Darth Vader all of this hype in every video, and should really just change all their videos to EU Character vs. Darth Vader (Vader-chan wins!)

those faggots dont even know their EU lore for shit they are in for the shekels and fake nerd cred, they steal their shit directly from wookiepedia to pump a video a day.
As someone who took 3 years to read the entire EU novels and comics, specially with post ROTJ EU material they just read the wookiepedia and add a few images leaving behing key story components or not even knowing about a characters lore skipping elements about them.