Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

[Pepsi Man]

Step 1: HYPE
Step 2: You done fucked it up!
Step 3: Count your pesos

This is 100% exactly what Joe did with Elder Scrolls Online. He even started the full release review with that phrase.

[mad bum]

I bet the doritto pope hates everyone and everything because Joe is sitting there. He thought Joe was just a dirty spic who somehow snuck his way into the show years ago and somehow Joe got popular thanks to TB.

[Keith Chegwin]

This one looks like a possible gem Joe and Geoff sucking each others dicks, also he gave Breath of the Wild a 9/10 even though he hates Nintendo and shilling is not gonna do anything for him. Jim Sterlings review is much closer to the truth. What a gigantic fat faggot Joe has become, shilling for companies that do not care about him and never will.

>become

[GestapoAssiman]

"I was supposed to be the champion of the people!" really tells everything you need to know about Joe.
He started doing internet videos for the wrong reason: fame

[Angelfire Memes]

This one looks like a possible gem Joe and Geoff sucking each others dicks, also he gave Breath of the Wild a 9/10 even though he hates Nintendo and shilling is not gonna do anything for him. Jim Sterlings review is much closer to the truth. What a gigantic fat faggot Joe has become, shilling for companies that do not care about him and never will.

>become

TOBE FAIR he wasn't always fat.

[rabidtictac]

Business-wise, you can't deny that he's been one of the smarter guys from CA. Up until he got too lazy to make reviews and hired some fat baby fur neckbeard to talk about garbage movies with.

The sad thing is this is what really hurt him the most. He could have been infinite degrees of famous if he just kept doing what he was always known for. His streams are shit and even his fans hate them. His movie reviews and trailer reacts are terrible. Delrith sucks. It was always angry joe and other joe. And his skits were always stupid too.

He's BEEN one of the smarter CA guys. But he's not being smart now. He's going out of his way to fuck over his "business" for short-term gains in the form of more frequent videos that get fewer views and drive his fans away.

https://www.youtube.com/user/AngryJoeShow/videos

He has 2.9 MILLION subscribers. Most of his shitty videos get like 100k viewers. Plenty of them get less. But when he puts out a review, he gets 1+ million viewers. Even a shitty movie review for infinity war.

People want reviews! Give them reviews! God of War review: 1.8 million views. Vermintide let's play preview: 180,000 views.

He gets ten times the views when he puts out a hype review or a rant. People want to see that and not this other boring shit. He's fucking DSPing himself. If you asked this guy to make a new youtube account tomorrow and put all his let's plays, previews and reactions on that channel, that channel would get trash views. He only gets what he gets because he's been around a long time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What a gigantic fat faggot Joe has become, shilling for companies that do not care about him and never will.

But those senpais could notice him eventually. (No, not really he's getting too old.)

Step 1: HYPE
Step 2: You done fucked it up!
Step 3: Count your pesos

This is 100% exactly what Joe did with Elder Scrolls Online. He even started the full release review with that phrase.

"Count your pesos"?

[Rushy]

It was always angry joe and other joe.

Yeaaaa I remember when Other Joe came on. People shat on him almost as much as they did Delrith

[mad bum]

Maybe he's afraid if he did nothing but reviews they would take so long in between people would lose interest and leave so he fills the void with shit, YouTube audiences are pretty fickle today and if you're not putting out 1-3 videos a day they will lose interest.

[Guest]

Maybe he's afraid if he did nothing but reviews they would take so long in between people would lose interest and leave so he fills the void with shit, YouTube audiences are pretty fickle today and if you're not putting out 1-3 videos a day they will lose interest.

Which I don't get. Who has time for that shit?