Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:13 pm

Joe is a simpleton and normalfag, yes, but he does know, or at least did so, what brings in the views. First you hyyyyyype some game that obviously will be total trash to the max to your dumb kiddie viewerbase, then you make a review when it's out and shit all over the game, the dev, the publisher and lament what terrible injustice has been done to you and your poor viewers.
Step 1: HYPE
Step 2: You done fucked it up!
Step 3: Count your pesos
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:28 pm

It's even easier to shit on a game after you hype it up for ages so everyone goes in with ridiculous expectations.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:44 pm

GestapoAssiman wrote:
Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:43 pm
People like Joe are constantly looking for gaming news and trailers he can react to. He knew that getting mad during his first stream of the game would be more profitable than getting mad in a separate video about it.

Trust me. Joe wants those seven pesooos
Just because he "keeps" looking up shit doesn't mean he cares enough for it to stay in his tiny head for longer than 5 seconds.

I'm with ASS on this one, you're giving Joe way too much credit. I've seen other streamers having the same reactions in general, they act like normies, totally uninformed, often about the shit they're supposed to stream. And fucking no, they don't just pretend, because otherwise they would be the greatest actors of all time and would never fall into many dramas they often do when they say stupid shit.

Joe would have to be at least twice as bipolar as Spooner to pull of being genuinely in dark about games as an act on one hand (and again, just to be laughed at), and freaking out like a manchild about everything else in his fucking life on the other hand.

Vast majority does not follow these streamers or jewtubers for their wits. You can also hype games easily without knowing a lot, just focus on the main points that you can read about while on toilet break, if anything, their audience prefers it that way unlike having to fucking thing about dozens of little things they might talk about.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by GestapoAssiman » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:26 pm

Kugel and rabid, help me out here. Let's beat the living shit out of these fools
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:35 pm

Joe's problem is that he's Plebbit as fuck. Of course he's not well-informed. He's also not calculating enough to know what game will bomb in most cases. But he does know that if a game just looks okay, he better make a preview hyping it than just saying it's okay. Don't forget that he's also streaming so he wants those asses in seats on release day.

But there is shit that he damn well knew before would be shit. A Kinect exclusive Steel Battalion? Come the fuck on, lads. He's got zero connection to the original game. He saw people sperg about it on Plebbit while taking a shit and thought it would make for a good video to shit on it.
Business-wise, you can't deny that he's been one of the smarter guys from CA. Up until he got too lazy to make reviews and hired some fat baby fur neckbeard to talk about garbage movies with.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:20 pm

Look, I'm not trying to say everything Pedro has "achieved" is pure luck, he clearly has learned a lot compared to his buddy nobodies, but Assiman always gives these guys too much credit. Next he will be saying that Larry has been secretly pulling strings around tictac because he wished to be Bitch Nigga.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by GestapoAssiman » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:27 pm

I don't think I'm giving them too much credit. There's just a lot of previous cases where Joe causes controversy on purpose to make views. Nintendogate anyone?
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:49 pm

GestapoAssiman wrote:
Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:27 pm
I don't think I'm giving them too much credit. There's just a lot of previous cases where Joe causes controversy on purpose to make views. Nintendogate anyone?
Knows Nintendo pulls videos, makes Nintendo video, gets pulled, throws a Razzie Award-worthy shitfit.
He got a WiiU and tons of clicks out of that. Hell, even Rooster Teeth made fun of him.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:38 am

I haven't followed Joe's antics in many months to the point I don't remember where I last left off.

This one looks like a possible gem Joe and Geoff sucking each others dicks, also he gave Breath of the Wild a 9/10 even though he hates Nintendo and shilling is not gonna do anything for him. Jim Sterlings review is much closer to the truth. What a gigantic fat faggot Joe has become, shilling for companies that do not care about him and never will.


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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:42 am

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