Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[rabidtictac]

Oh and his head is so fat now that his bedora doesn't even fit.

[whatevs]

I think the problem is that ads pay less and less while his viewerbase remains static. Patreon can only do so much here.

As someone pointed out on 3.0, you're not going to make much on Patreon if your main fanbase consists of tumblr kids, compared with YouTubers who are popular with adults with a steady income.

[mad bum]

His girl friend/cock giver must have absolutely no job if he can't live decently on 2500 a month.

[drisko]

He also did at least text reviews on his blog before he joined tgwtg.

His issue is not that he never read comics before, it's that he only really read shit by DC and Marvel.

I told this story on 2.0 but it bears repeating, much like Ben's anecdotes.

So years ago, I used to post on Brian Bendis' boards before he shut them down and one of the forums was for Gail Simone, so of course Linkara showed up. There were a bunch of indie comics people there, mostly trying to network, but in particular was one dude who did a show on Blip that was pretty much the anti-AT4W where he would recommend comics instead of bashing them. And not just DC/Marvel, I got into stuff like Sixth Gun and Criminal because of him. The indies there loved him because he was always up for promoting their stuff on his show, even though not many people ever watched (I think my old show was more popular than his). And in turn, they'd promote his book, which was actually not too bad but got cancelled due to low sales.

Anyway, this dude, wish I could remember his name but let's just call him Dude, loved talking about comics and knew his shit. Linkara on the other hand would post in these topics just to say he'd never read the book. And I don't mean just indie books, he'd do this for Vertigo and Image books, constantly saying he had no interest in going beyond his tastes. So the dude calls him out on it, pointing out how he was non-stop bitching about the New 52 (Wasn't even a year old at this point) but won't support new titles by up and comers who are doing exactly what he says he wants DC/Marvel to do. Linkara just blew it off, saying that he likes capeshit and only wants to read that.

The indie guys and gals got pissed off about that too, pointing out that Linkara is being exactly like what he complains about on his show, but he couldn't see how smugly lecturing people not to buy crappy superhero books and then buying them himself was hypocritical.

Also, around that time, he was whining about people trying to get him to give them comic recommendations, despite him proclaiming himself to be an expert.

Yes, and I told them all already two boards ago.

You should repost them somewhere and screenshot it to imgur so if the board goes down again you can just copy/paste the link.

[RAPEMAN]

His girl friend/cock giver must have absolutely no job if he can't live decently on 2500 a month.

That's great monthly earnings in America. Doe he live in a commie state like NY or Cali?

[cuckson jinson]

His girl friend/cock giver must have absolutely no job if he can't live decently on 2500 a month.

That's great monthly earnings in America. Doe he live in a commie state like NY or Cali?

feeding and taking care of a gorila is expensive m8, specially when it likes to wear clothes that make it look more like an ape

[BenComicGraphics]

He lives in Minnesota, where his senator is Stuart Smalley, so pretty commie.

As for old stories? hmm, well, one thing I remember is the last time he talked to me. This was after he was e-famous, around the time Geoff Johns was writing Green Lantern. The green lantern title had like every color of the fucking rainbow as lanterns, Parallax the yellow goddamn fear monster, and alot of other really weird shit. I basically said "These ridiculous Lucky Charms all the colors of the rainbow lanterns are signs he's(Geoff Johns) creatively bankrupt".

Lewis responded, rather uptight "Actually, I rather like it" and acted really offended.

When I shared a hotel room with him, it was as a group get-together of other webcomic creators(back when he actually gave a damn about Lightbringer). He rarely showed up and did anything with the group. He mostly slept, alone, in the hotel room.

There was this one girl that was rather cute that Lewis had his eyes set on(she was black BTW, and she was rather attractive, not a big bertha). I had no idea Lewis was into her. But, since this was the first time a lot of us were in St. Louis, I basically, the first day there, got a group of people to go to the Gateway Arc as a good way to break the ice, get to know people.

I invited Lewis to come along, but he muttered he'd rather sleep in. When we returned, he found out the girl he liked went with us and was rather upset we didn't try harder to invite him.

The photos, which are available online, of that get-together, has Lewis in only two group photos. He was sleeping in the hotel room the rest of the time.

I'll see if I can remember more later.

[Liar Revealed]

I picture Linky wearing one of those sleep masks, yelling at you that he needs his beauty sleep!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Linkara just blew it off, saying that he likes capeshit and only wants to read that.

The funny thing is that he can still keep reading capeshit wile supporting smaller companies. There's plenty of capeshit outside of the Big Two.

I basically said "These ridiculous Lucky Charms all the colors of the rainbow lanterns are signs he's(Geoff Johns) creatively bankrupt".

How can you not love Dex-Starr the rage cat. I can't wait to see him on the silver screen when they reboot Green Lantern!

[Osterzone]

His girl friend/cock giver must have absolutely no job if he can't live decently on 2500 a month.

2500 a month is 30k a year, which for being self employed isn't all that great. He has to pay more in taxes, also has no health insurance, dental insurance, and no retirement fund. Also considering Rasputia probably only works part time, I can see that he's barely scraping by.