The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[Angelfire Memes]

>the absolute state
>can't greentext
What is it with you lefties not being able to meme correctly?

We don't have time to make the 2 extra clicks to improve my shitpost, we're too busy protesting against Infinity War for not having any pansexual genderqueer mixed race Jewish characters in it :^)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You have to have ultimate autism to not be able to read between the lines and hope for recovery. Not even TB himself or his wife and his wife's son hope for that.

That's the hugbox mentality. They all live in a digital Disneyland where bat shit doesn't happen.

It may sound....wrong, but for me there is a line at shitposting about a dying person. But that is just me

We're still less mean to him that those "You'll totally live on for 50 more years!" fuckers.

[Kugelfisch]

Since I don't believe in karma I don't mind shitposting about somebody on his way out. I didn't wish him cancer anyway. He's been very boring ever since. The current interest is mostly just because he's a) dying slowly for years now b) a high profile IN dying. Nobody was too surprised about SmellStink420 and JewRapio killed himself.
Who'd drop dead right now if I could hate somebody to death is Boogie. That cunt I really, really, really want to see dead. Better yesterday than tomorrow. Blob I can't stand either but at this point he's such a raving lunatic he doesn't even matter anymore.

Open casket is out of question, I believe.

Not necessarily. A good funeral home could airbrush out the jaundice and make him look halfway presentable.
Personally I see burial. Somebody with TB's ego will probably want a massive monument for a marker. There's no way he'd allow his beautiful body to be burned.

See, I don't know about that. He's not showing himself anymore because he likely looks like death on stilts. I think it's exactly his ego that would prevent an open casket, just so nobody could snap a picture of his dead body.
I guess we'll see/hear soon.

[mad bum]

I know 2 things will happen afterwards.

1. They will start a gofundme with a modest goal and reach 500k

2. They will start a non profit cancer research.

[Keith Chegwin]

I think it's exactly his ego that would prevent an open casket, just so nobody could snap a picture of his dead body.

I dunno who it is that would do that. Le funny fat meme man is your friend?

[Kugelfisch]

I think it's exactly his ego that would prevent an open casket, just so nobody could snap a picture of his dead body.

I dunno who it is that would do that. Le funny fat meme man is your friend?

Now I imagine him taking a soyboy selfie with TB's corpse. Mouth wide open and everything.

[rabidtictac]

The difference between movieblob and boogie is nobody who matters listens to movieblob and thinks he's a brilliant guru and saint preaching to us plebs. Movieblob's raging insanity on twitter has driven everyone except his hardcore cultists and fellow tumblrcunts away.

My Good End for all of these e-celebs goes like this:

TotalBitch dies of cancer after telling more than one person to die of cancer.

Boogie dies of heart failure, but not before Dez posts a tell-all detailing all her abuse at his hands, so people stop worshiping the fat, manipulative, abusive cunt.

DSP gets all his earnings garnished by the IRS/washington taxes guys, loses his house, moves back into his khando, loses the cat and has to try to reenter the workforce.

Doge becomes a literal toy review channel like Irate Gamer has.

Angry Joe steps into DSP's shoes to officially become the new lazy shitbag streamer who begs every stream for pennies and hates his fans/hates playing games.

Linkara divorces the proud black woman who don't need no man (except to pay rent) and finds a civil partner who can make him happy every night and twice in the morning. His income slowly drops off because ebegging has NO SET SCHEDULE.

Jesse "meme man" Cocks takes a selfie with TotalBitch's decomposing corpse before storming Dodger's house with a fire axe, killing her husband and trying to wear her skin.

Chris Chan goes to prison for years for assault, thus forcing his legion of trolls to find something else to do.

YouTube finally mass demonetizes any channel that even potentially could have copyright problems, thus forcing the entire let's play and movie review industry to go back to being a hobby unless you have your own video host.

[Guest]

he gettin dat creme'
As funny as it is that TB was a cuck raising another man's kid, it was probably for the past that he didn't pass on his cancer genes.

His wife's son had cancer in his ear, and the wife had cancer in her uterus.
Seems cancer runs in the family.

[Guest]

End of the next week at the very last.

He'll still be here Sept 1st. You can take that to the bank.

[Guest]

>Instead of using all that money to fuck a hot pornstar publicly, you always wanted to fuck with millions of diseases that don't matter to you since you die anyway, to get back at your wife losing weight in front of your dying body and cucking you with their son to uncuck your life, you instead inject your body with millions of different cancer causing chemo chemicals because you are a pathetic little worm clinging to life and believing in the jew doctors who already told you that you are basically dead meat



I hope that was edgy enough but it doesn't mean that he deserves cancer or that I don't feel sad for him. Just sayin in case this forum gets popular after Total Biscuits death and gets raided by millions and Ponno and everyone else doxxed.