April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

can't picture spoony being that alpha. April is more likely the daddy in that relationship.

[Rushy]

can't picture spoony being that alpha. April is more likely the daddy in that relationship.

In that scenario, Spoony is an embalmed corpse

[AngrySpoonySnob]

She's orcish like Drak'Thul, what about daddy coool

[Kugelfisch]

More like her actual father would be in that scenario, since she doesn't live with Spoony together anymore anyway.
APRIL: "Daddy, your throne is so awesome!"

APRIL'S DAD: "I know. Say, want to hold my sceptre?"

APRIL: "Y-yes, daddy."

APRIL'S DAD: "Uhm, honey. What are you reaching for?"

APRIL: "Wha-oh, n-nothing, daddy. I j-just thought it'd be in your pants."

APRIL'S DAD: "Why would it be in m-"

APRIL: "Dad, can you record some voice lines for my video game?"

APRIL'S DAD: *sigh* "This better has nothing to do with that loser Noah. I thought you weren't seeing him anymore."

She's orcish like Drak'Thul, what about daddy coool

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[AngrySpoonySnob]

The only explaination for that kind of dancing:



At least one of those backup singers is a tranny btw, Ill let yall guess which one(s).

[Pepsi Man]

Every time ASS starts to seem cool he has to ruin it.

[Kugelfisch]

Fun fact: The dude is only there to dance spastically. The actual male singing was done by the producer, Frank Farian.

[AdorableOtter]

rApril doesn't talk about her mother simply because her mother left to marry another man. I don't think rApril has Electra complex simply because she didn't need to steel her father from her mother in the first place but Sploopy does look like her father. Maybe someone should check her fanfics for incest contents (I don't because that's too much).

[Kugelfisch]

You mean to tell me there's fanfiction without incest?

[Cuckson]

rApril doesn't talk about her mother simply because her mother left to marry another man. I don't think rApril has Electra complex simply because she didn't need to steel her father from her mother in the first place but Sploopy does look like her father. Maybe someone should check her fanfics for incest contents (I don't because that's too much).

ACTUAL LEE it seems she remaried more than once since there was a post about her sister reading fanfiction to her on her fathers house, hinting that she had more than one step father