April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Poonoo » Sun May 20, 2018 12:01 pm

pibbs wrote: ↑
Sun May 20, 2018 3:27 am
 I don't like where this is going.
>It's the real account

We have meme'd it into reality guys :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun May 20, 2018 1:20 pm

Her sexual frustration must've hit peak levels.
AngrySpoonySnob wrote: ↑
Sun May 20, 2018 11:42 am
 Pagan witch Orcril ritually sacrificed her mom so she could have her dad all to herself.
So spoony is getting cucked by his father in law now? LAWLLLL
I fully accept this as official lore.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pepsi Man » Sun May 20, 2018 4:16 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote: ↑
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father in law now?
>in law
>Spoony and rApril actually being married
:lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sun May 20, 2018 7:17 pm

"Pull my cock"
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun May 20, 2018 7:21 pm

"It's time."
"Bend over sweety."
"It'll be our little secret, okay?"
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun May 20, 2018 7:31 pm

"*sigh* Again?"
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Mon May 21, 2018 1:42 am

It's not a secret if you blab about it in over 9000 twitter shitposts. Daddy's gonna have to sock his little orc in the jaw.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Mon May 21, 2018 4:06 am

This is a fucked up family. No wonder she loves Noah.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Mon May 21, 2018 7:55 am

It sounds as if he was actually mentally retarded.

BARBARIAN ASSASSIN
BEER! YAY!
WORDS DUUUUH
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Khan FurSainty » Mon May 21, 2018 9:06 am

He probably figured out orcish elves need a man subtle enough to intrigue and surprise them and feral enough to pin them down and love, his way.
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