April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Thu May 17, 2018 1:10 am

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Oh shit guys... spoony is gonna have good luck now!
He had it with the 5k a month making ez vids for trannies..... he even disappoints with having good fortune
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pepsi Man » Thu May 17, 2018 2:40 am

Spoony with good luck is just a Spoony that uses an excuse that doesn't relate to noise pollution to cancel a stream.

"No noise pollution today, guys. Too bad [anything here]."
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Thu May 17, 2018 8:19 am

Maybe the "Absorb energy and increase body odor " she casted on sploony worked and now she steps up her orcish nature. I can see it. Ocril, naked in the garden, her cast iron pot over a small fire infront of natures work ( the broken tree that lies around half rotten). She forages the wild and collects small insects and wild growing herbs. After long hours she comes back to camp and starts chanting the orcish words that are carved in her DNA. While her lips form the grunting and wild words her brain starts to remembering even more stuff from her former lives. Her tribe speaks to her and after the sun went down on the horizon....orcril is no more. Her body is now a tool for the ghosts of the past....thirsting for revenge on human kind..


That or she lies naked un the hip high grass in the back yard while bugs tickel her smelly vago...
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pepsi Man » Thu May 17, 2018 3:48 pm

Oh god I just realized. Maybe the, "pagan stuff," was her cleaning up the broken, rotten tree and she's just making sure not to mention it directly.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Thu May 17, 2018 7:11 pm

I mean if you guys want the reality she was probably looking for "herbs" for spells and smuge sticks etc. But if you want the shitpost in me than she was trying to find spoony a job.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu May 17, 2018 8:25 pm

She probably just meant on Skyrim you guys. Her Skyrim back yard with the four-leaf clover mod installed.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Thu May 17, 2018 10:04 pm

"Pagan stuff"
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Thu May 17, 2018 10:19 pm

just when I thought I couldnt get more repulsed and disgusted by that orc she has to let us know she eats spoony's ass

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Toodles » Thu May 17, 2018 11:00 pm

Her hideous and utterly pointless tattoo looks as if it was made by Noah half-asleep. Of course, that's not true, as making tattoos requires effort. He's so lame and incompetent, he can't even be a tattoo artist for a living.

"Pagan stuff" is rApril's euphemism for masturbating to Iron Bull. That's what pagans did. Had sex with sheep and bulls. Right? Right?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 18, 2018 12:09 am

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