Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Le Redditeur]

In Hollywood 13 is considered legal.

Any institution ran by gross desert people aims for single digits.

Oy vey! You know what the Rabbi says: if she can suck milk of a breast, she can suck milk of a meatstick!

[Tesla]

How many teenage adolescents to they need to have to represent them? They already have dozens of them. What, Ms. Muslim Marvel and Gay Wiccan werent good enough for them?

That's why I buy collections with the older characters. Steve Rodgers and Wolverine have never been kids, thankfully. There's also plenty of others.


I heard once that you don't target children, target adults. (It may be tempting to do the opposite but this is better in the long run).
Adults will go for the adult stuff, and kids/teens want the stories that are cool and more grown up.
Doing it the other way, the only ones left are manchildren; which though loyal, don't tend to have a lot of money. (Also they end up making the parents awkward with their creepy presence.)

I dunno, with the big cartoon network hits with shit like Steven Universe....

[Kugelfisch]

Those are all really stupid, but that last one is so dumb, I'm not even gonna ask if she's of age, let alone if she's hot.

But I'll ask. I hope she's thirteen. and hot

This is her
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I'm pretty sure she's legal now, which actually doesn't make it any less creepy

Bleh. Not even Vaporwear would hit that.

[Keith Chegwin]

Eh. I might hit it, providing that it was right in front of her dad and I could yell 'Look at me! I'm Spider-Man!' as I thrust into her

[Kugelfisch]

Eh. I might hit it, providing that it was right in front of her dad and I could yell 'Look at me! I'm Spider-Man!' as I thrust into her

Now we're talking! Have her wear a Spiderling cosplay and you could even shout "Look at me! I'm Spider-Man, fucking my daughter!". I bet he'd even get off to that shit.

[Keith Chegwin]

I was gonna say, there's not much he'd do except sit in the corner and jerk off.

[Guest]

She looks just like her dad. Ew.

[drisko]

I can see her having some thirsty nerds wanting her if she was an internet nobody. Outside of a cameo in a Marvel movie because of her dad, I don't see her getting anything though. And hopefully she's smart enough to not want it.

[ban]

Wait, the bitch daughter of Quesada will have a movie cameo? Fuck me, it's horseshit enough that Quesada fucked Spidey up and reverted him to a teenager so his daughteru can fuck her idol :



And for Dan Slott to lust over what little Carlie would look like when grown up. Fuck me.

[Kugelfisch]

Quesadilla? Over the wall it goes!