April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Angelfire Memes]

April is slowly becoming less dignified than your average juggalo.

[mad bum]

That's the ugly cheap tattoo you get when you're 17 and broke

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

April is slowly becoming less dignified than your average juggalo.

The second she was born she was less dignified then a juggalo

[Kugelfisch]

We dont have any money but yet I can waste money on tats and getting them recolored, SEND US MONEYYYYY

You see, idiots get a special kind of currency that can only be spend on shit that either doesn't help them in their current situation (tattoos, nerd tat), or just ends up making things worse (alcohol).
I think it is called the NEET Dollar.

A few weeks ago I uploaded an image to imgur. It's quite the reddit kinda site but it works well, hosts forever and why shouldn't I fill their servers with shit, right?
Anyway, something on the frontpage caught my attention. Basically just a picture of booze, cigarettes and lottery tickets stating "Stop spending money on this stuff before you complain about not having money.".
The first ten or so top comments with hundreds of upboats each were full on poorfag internet defence force, REEEEEEing hard about how to some those things are supposedly the only sources of joy if you're broke and >muh addiction faggotry. It was amazing.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Voting on shit on the internet was a huge mistake.

[pibbs]

Doing pagan things? Like dancing topless around a bundle of sticks? Details woman!

She's nuts.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I told you they were satanic fuckers, and yes being pagan is the same as being a satanist theyre just too dumb to realize it most of the time. Every false god is a fallen angel who got banned from heaven with Satan and have posed as beings of light aka false gods.

Probably somewhere in this topic I already called her as a pagan druidic alchemist witch

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Pagan things --> something bull-related.

(And Wodan would be disappoint in your lack of faith in a proper pantheon.)

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I bet she is one of those retarded cunts who would defend it by saying "but I do white magic, white magic is goood hurdurdur"

[Guest]

Doing pagan things? Like dancing topless around a bundle of sticks? Details woman!

Getting her clitoris removed by a witchdoctor with a sharp rock.