Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Kugelfisch]

yes it does

[mad bum]

The Virgin Cinema Snob vs The Chad Pizza Hut Jake.

Here's my low quality shitpost.

[Rapeculture]

Lol at jake going after 17 year olds... now we know where Brad got it from

Brad goes after 17-year-olds?

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Well, he goes after younger chicks. Or so I thought.

His wife now and the last chick were what, early 20s at most and brad is pushing 40?

[Rapeculture]

Well, he goes after younger chicks. Or so I thought.

His wife now and the last chick were what, early 20s at most and brad is pushing 40?

That sounds about right. Really, Brad was just trying to virtue signal when he said that about Jake. Reality: Brad ain't much better. 17 is legal in most states, including Illinois if I'm not mistaken. Brad is still an older guy who fucks young girls. Find someone your own age, Brad. Either that or stop shaming dudes who do exactly what you do.

[Kugelfisch]

Brad isn't a guy trying to fuck barely legal bitches, he tried to marry them. I can get behind wanting to slay some legal poon but why would you want to hang out with them, let alone marry them? Every discussion is going to be awkward. Especially since he's such a retro fag. He mentions a show he watched as a young teen, she was in kindergarten or not even born. Straight up weird.

[Guest]

Brad isn't a guy trying to fuck barely legal bitches, he tried to marry them. I can get behind wanting to slay some legal poon but why would you want to hang out with them, let alone marry them? Every discussion is going to be awkward. Especially since he's such a retro fag. He mentions a show he watched as a young teen, she was in kindergarten or not even born. Straight up weird.

Same reason idiots buy sports cars during their mid-life crisis. It's just to keep up appearances. I'm sure in his mind, having a young trophy wife hanging off his shoulder around others makes him seem younger or more verile or whatever. It's an ego thing.

[Kugelfisch]

Shit, a sports car I can understand. That's actually fun and who has money for one at a young age anyway? But some much too young for you girl, that gets old real fast. Eventually you'll have to talk to her.
Somebody already mentioned that she doesn't seem to get any of his jokes. She's not only young, she grew up in a sheltered cult. Tamara is a walking encyclopedia compared to her.

[Guest]

Talk about a sheltered life, jfc. It's like Tamara didn't know movies existed before she worked for Doge. How the fuck does that even happen? Did she just randomly hand out her resume one day around town and Doge saw her and was like, 'I need another cute bitch to get the titty views. She won't upstage me. She'll do.'? Because how else do you get into acting without having seen at least a few decent movies in your life?

[veris leta facies]

There are legit reasons to shit on Brad, but c'mon, the guy wants to fuck some young pussy, what's wrong with that? I can totally get it, I'm approx. the same age as he is and I'm not interested at all of biatches of my age who already have fucked at least some 10 other dudes. The younger, the better. When it comes to women, it's only important that they're fuckable and they don't annoy you too much. You can discuss about nostalgia shit with your friends.