Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Poonoo]

The fucker is beyond delusional if he thinks the immigration office of cucknadia wont look at his internet history.

Despite the memes, Canada's immigration laws are actually quite strict. In fact I'm pretty sure the kid who drowned that started all this shit was denied asylum to Canada along with his father (and rightfully so, the fuckers were perfectly safe in Turkey and the dickhead dad put his son's life in danger to get fancy new teeth in Europe). Little Potato has been quoted talking about how Canada's borders need to be secure in the same manner Trump and Bill Clinton did, they will never accept Spoony or any of these shitlibs being melodramatic cunts, Little Potato is just virtue signalling for the cameras.

[Kugelfisch]

B... but muh free health care

The worst of all memes. If it's free, why do I have to pay half of the social security + healthcare bundle of every employee?
Being self-employed make the whole deal even funnier because that way you've got the option of having no healthcare at all or pay it yourself in full, since there's no boss that has to pay half of your shit.
Fun additional fact: the health insurance companies are deeply connected to the tax office. Fail to pay the 50% employer half they immediately notify the tax office that you're likely bankrupt.

So if the land of the leaf does things similar to krautland Spoony would not get any "free" healthcare at all, since he's technically self-employed. Being allowed in to be a welfare bum is right out of the question, especially when you didn't even manage to get on disability in your native nation.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm REALLY tired of libshit kidults talking about Cucknadia as if it's some sort of utopian wonderland. None of them ever actually move there though, even after the Trump victory. All talk.

It's like the IRL version of ye olde "These internet nobodies could destroy YT if they just left and made their own site (with Blackjack and trans hookers)" threat. Except there's even less of a reason to worry, since the guys making these threats don't contribute much of anything to society to begin with.

[Guest]

So if the land of the leaf does things similar to krautland Spoony would not get any "free" healthcare at all, since he's technically self-employed. Being allowed in to be a welfare bum is right out of the question, especially when you didn't even manage to get on disability in your native nation.

Surprisingly, they aren't required, but it's generally expected as part of benefits. That said, you're not wrong about it not meaning much in his case.

Healthcare in Canada comes out of taxes, but it doesn't cover what most people think it does. Most prescription drugs, for example, aren't included. Hell, in general, things like insulin aren't even included in the government version.

Things like blood tests (not all), vaccinations, hospital stays (with limitations) and corrective surgeries are covered.

[Kugelfisch]

So even if he were to immigrate as a contributing part of society he'd get none of the shit covered that he could possibly need? Wonderful. I hope he realises that at some point and sinks into even deeper despair because his imaginary saviour nation goes up in smoke.

[Mr.Nobody]

Is it safe to say that Spoony is without a doubt one of the most repetitive and boring spergs on Twitter?

He wakes up every single day and does the exact same thing. Tweet about how he's going to lose his house, or life etc. for cucks that apparently never get tired of supporting him, and rage against Trump like Trump is single handled behind every wrong doing in his life when all of it is his fault.

He wakes up and does this everyday. Does he ever think about his failed relationships? Getting actual work? Putting out videos? Does he ever stop and look in the mirror and realize what he's become? Some greasy, pale skeletal zombie living off a diet of Mountain Dew and Nachos that probably doesn't recognize what the Sun is anymore? I suppose not.

[Tesla]

So if the land of the leaf does things similar to krautland Spoony would not get any "free" healthcare at all, since he's technically self-employed. Being allowed in to be a welfare bum is right out of the question, especially when you didn't even manage to get on disability in your native nation.

Surprisingly, they aren't required, but it's generally expected as part of benefits. That said, you're not wrong about it not meaning much in his case.

Healthcare in Cucknadia comes out of taxes, but it doesn't cover what most people think it does. Most prescription drugs, for example, aren't included. Hell, in general, things like insulin aren't even included in the government version.

Things like blood tests (not all), vaccinations, hospital stays (with limitations) and corrective surgeries are covered.

More Americans SHOULD know this. After all everyone knows you can buy cheaper drugs in Canada.

Which implies Canada SELLS drugs.

Yet nobody puts 2 and 2 together.

[Guest]

Is it safe to say that Spoony is without a doubt one of the most repetitive and boring spergs on Twitter?

He wakes up every single day and does the exact same thing. Tweet about how he's going to lose his house, or life etc. for cucks that apparently never get tired of supporting him, and rage against Trump like Trump is single handled behind every wrong doing in his life when all of it is his fault.

He wakes up and does this everyday. Does he ever think about his failed relationships? Getting actual work? Putting out videos? Does he ever stop and look in the mirror and realize what he's become? Some greasy, pale skeletal zombie living off a diet of Mountain Dew and Nachos that probably doesn't recognize what the Sun is anymore? I suppose not.

Don't you mean Mountain Lightening and store brand Doritoes? I doubt he can get as high rolling as name brand junk.

[pibbs]

Mmmm Mountain Lightening and Dr. K

[GestapoAssiman]

He should just officially quit. Now he's just lingering around ripping off his fans who are still willing to donate money to him.