The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[Keith Chegwin]

I'm disappointed that this won't be his last tweet

[Some Sick Fuck]

Why can't evebody be just as professional as massa Bain? Is that so difficult to do? First his doctor doesn't please him, now a nurse vexed him, how dreadful! Unless the nurse was really just his wife. It's like doctors and nurses are out to get John!

Also, in the end, he really turned into Spoony. Just less annoying, shitposting dog pictures is infinetely better than nonstop jibberish about wrestling and comic books. But when it comes to the little he still does outside of internet, he will bitch about that full force.

[Guest]

At least TB is really dying and not fake dying like Spoony.

[Poonoo]

I'm disappointed that this won't be his last tweet

A manchild to the end. He will never grow the fuck up and will die a big, fat overgrown baby. I felt sorry for him initially when he got cancer but continuing to be an absolute cunt and if anything getting worse has soured any goodwill I had for him. And I have had 3 grandparents die from cancer and 2 of them were liver related, so I know exactly what kind of hell he is going though and yet his shitty behaviour has removed any empathy I should have for him.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

cellphone / laptop radiation surely will be good for you when you have cancer / surgery. Its almost like he wants to die.

[Keith Chegwin]

If I were his nurse I would just stab him repeatedly, to death, and when he's dead I would say 'is that on target for you, bitch?'

[Guest]

If I were his nurse I would just stab him repeatedly, to death, and when he's dead I would say 'is that on target for you, bitch?'

Nigguh he gon' di in a few weeks, save yourself the jailtime ffs.

[Pepsi Man]

If I were his nurse I would just stab him repeatedly, to death, and when he's dead I would say 'is that on target for you, bitch?'

This is needlessly edgy. Like, way out of character. Holy shit.

[Le Redditeur]

It would be better just to ignore him, and when he complains about it, say, "you have been replaced".

[Kugelfisch]

ayyy lmao if they made a movie about the rest of total biscuit's life, they could call it Gone in 60 Seconds.

Die and let Live
Don't Die another Day
How I got my Cancer
The Arse and the Cancerous