Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

The only Asylum he's going, is an Insane Asylum.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

It's one of his memes. He thinks Cucknadia will roll out the red carpet for some autismal neet whose claim to fame is shitting on people and taking money without providing anything.

It's my understanding that Canada has even stricter immigration requirements than America. IIRC you can apply as a skilled worker, but the employer has to prove that they made every attempt to fill the position with a Cucknadian citizen before they can advertise it to foreigners. And you also need to have at least $10,000 in savings. Spoony would never qualify.

[Guest]

You have to be brown at a certain level and have impregnated at least nine white men's wives. Spoon's is never gonna Iron Bull his way into Ganada.

[Pepsi Man]

Off topic but, Chris Chan continues to mystify me. It's like an irl Truman Show, but Truman is an autistic tranny.

Chris Chan makes so little sense that he somehow loops back around and makes sense again.

Also, there's this:



As of now he's at part 9 and his channel exists solely to make a comprehensive documentary on Chris Chan. None of that, "let's skim over it for an hour or two," stuff. Each part is, like, 40 minutes long and he hasn't even gotten to the part where his dad dies yet.

[MegaNigger]

Exactly. I been watching those. It's a rabbit hole with a disgusting tranny at the bottom.... a d it's bottomless.

[Tesla]

It's one of his memes. He thinks Cucknadia will roll out the red carpet for some autismal neet whose claim to fame is shitting on people and taking money without providing anything.

It's my understanding that Cucknadia has even stricter immigration requirements than America. IIRC you can apply as a skilled worker, but the employer has to prove that they made every attempt to fill the position with a Cucknadian citizen before they can advertise it to foreigners. And you also need to have at least $10,000 in savings. Spoony would never qualify.

Most countries do. There isn't actually much out there immigration wise like the diversity lottery. I think maybe like one or two other countries max.

Probably not a popular statement here, but i actually like the whole diversity lottery thing. Experiencing other cultures is mostly beneficial.

Of course,they don't really do the diversity lottery and immigration law right though when it comes to those aims, but hey.

[Guest]

So whatever happened to spoony owing taxes and losing his house?

[MegaNigger]

So whatever happened to spoony owing taxes and losing his house?

Someone clearly is propping him up. Likely his family or some other completely uninteresting.

Him going to like a loan shark in the alleys of Chicago and owing money to the mob or something would be exciting.

No Spoony can only disappoint.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's my understanding that Cucknadia has even stricter immigration requirements than America. IIRC you can apply as a skilled worker, but the employer has to prove that they made every attempt to fill the position with a Cucknadian citizen before they can advertise it to foreigners. And you also need to have at least $10,000 in savings. Spoony would never qualify.

No money, straight male, cis, wealthy parents, can't really speak anything but English... yeah, they'd totally want him.

Also, there's this:



As of now he's at part 9 and his channel exists solely to make a comprehensive documentary on Chris Chan. None of that, "let's skim over it for an hour or two," stuff. Each part is, like, 40 minutes long and he hasn't even gotten to the part where his dad dies yet.

Is this related to that 2 houru documentary that's floating around?

Haven't really followed all the "sagas", but there's something about the whole Chris-chan mythos that makes it hard to look away. I mean, as soon as you think you've figured him out, he goes trans, almost gives himself a blood infection, and claims to have a moe blob video game character living in his head. It just keeps going.

[Pepsi Man]

Is this related to that 2 houru documentary that's floating around?

Haven't really followed all the "sagas", but there's something about the whole Chris-chan mythos that makes it hard to look away. I mean, as soon as you think you've figured him out, he goes trans, almost gives himself a blood infection, and claims to have a moe blob video game character living in his head. It just keeps going.

I don't think so. There's numerous, "documentaries," about CWC that are hours upon hours long. Some sperge sessions reach 4 to 5 hours. All of them skim over the events and go, "THERE'S NO GOOD PEOPLE INVOLVED WITH HIM. EVERYONE IS BAD," and then move on.

I can watch as many videos on him as gets put out and I can sit there and contemplate, but never quite figure out, exactly where the rabbit hole truly ends. He's the product of two older folk having a child so that explains how he became so retarded but one has to wonder how those trolls found so much hilarity out of messing with the dude day in and day out. It's fascinating. It's also something I'd never admit to liking to explore outside of the internet.