Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

Scarlet Johanson fell off hard btw XD

This was one of the sexiest chicks in hollywood (if its not a tranny of course) but in this movie she looks so bland and well... old XD
Age is NOT kind to women.

Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to see everyone I ever meet as a tranny like you do. Must be a confusing life you lead.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Scarlet Johanson fell off hard btw XD

This was one of the sexiest chicks in hollywood (if its not a tranny of course) but in this movie she looks so bland and well... old XD
Age is NOT kind to women.

Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to see everyone I ever meet as a tranny like you do. Must be a confusing life you lead.

yeah the women of hollywood are everyone right, not just 1% of the elite. Retard

[MegaNigger]

I hate myself right now.

I really liked Avengers 3....I'm a fucking nigger....

I really only hated that Tony Stark didn't die, and that the glaring plot hole of "why doesn't Thanos just double all resources instead of kill half of life with his one wish?".

Anyone else notice Scarlet Witch got a boob job?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or if he really had to genocide for fun and profit, just attack half of all civilizations, but wipe them out completely. No reason to piss off everyone.

Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to see everyone I ever meet as a tranny like you do. Must be a confusing life you lead.

It's like those glasses from They LIve, except they make everyone look like Kim's clone.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I hate myself right now.

I really liked Avengers 3....I'm a fucking nigger....

I really only hated that Tony Stark didn't die, and that the glaring plot hole of "why doesn't Thanos just double all resources instead of kill half of life with his one wish?".

Anyone else notice Scarlet Witch got a boob job?

I liked it at first too, then you start thinking about it and the whole movie falls apart.
I know you must also have facepalmed when they almost got the gaunlet off but starlord went full retard and decided to hit the mindcontrol bitch hands on thanos face because he was on his period. Any adult would realize if she is dead she;d want it not to be for nothin but no he reacts like a 12 year old child fuck him

[MegaNigger]

I hate myself right now.

I really liked Avengers 3....I'm a fucking nigger....

I really only hated that Tony Stark didn't die, and that the glaring plot hole of "why doesn't Thanos just double all resources instead of kill half of life with his one wish?".

Anyone else notice Scarlet Witch got a boob job?

I liked it at first too, then you start thinking about it and the whole movie falls apart.
I know you must also have facepalmed when they almost got the gaunlet off but starlord went full retard and decided to hit the mindcontrol bitch hands on thanos face because he was on his period. Any adult would realize if she is dead she;d want it not to be for nothin but no he reacts like a 12 year old child fuck him

Oh yeah. Doctor Strange even was assassinated when he gave up his necklace, and I liked Doctor Strange. Putting him next to Iron Man just made me want to see Tony die more, but nope.

[Rapeculture]

Oh yeah. Doctor Strange even was assassinated when he gave up his necklace, and I liked Doctor Strange.

There's a specific reason why he gave up the Time Stone in order to save Tony, but it wasn't because he was trying to be a nice guy. I have a theory, but if I talk about it, I might be spoiling how they beat Thanos in round 2.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Oh yeah. Doctor Strange even was assassinated when he gave up his necklace, and I liked Doctor Strange.

There's a specific reason why he gave up the Time Stone in order to save Tony, but it wasn't because he was trying to be a nice guy. I have a theory, but if I talk about it, I might be spoiling how they beat Thanos in round 2.

ive already said it in this topic twice so I doubt you can spoil it any further XD

[Guest]

Oh yeah. Doctor Strange even was assassinated when he gave up his necklace, and I liked Doctor Strange.

There's a specific reason why he gave up the Time Stone in order to save Tony, but it wasn't because he was trying to be a nice guy. I have a theory, but if I talk about it, I might be spoiling how they beat Thanos in round 2.

ive already said it in this topic twice so I doubt you can spoil it any further XD

Oh, because he was a tranny and/or faggot then? Got it.

[Rapeculture]

There's a specific reason why he gave up the Time Stone in order to save Tony, but it wasn't because he was trying to be a nice guy. I have a theory, but if I talk about it, I might be spoiling how they beat Thanos in round 2.

ive already said it in this topic twice so I doubt you can spoil it any further XD

Oh, because he was a tranny and/or faggot then? Got it.

Kek. Well ASS is on the right track. You'd have to not have been paying attention to the movie not to realize that. When Tony asks Strange why he gave Thanos the Time Stone, Strange says, "It was the only way." He didn't clarify, but I think even your average popcorn chewing moron in the theater knew that Strange meant that it was the only way to beat Thanos.

My theory gets into specifics. Feel free to poke holes in it, because it's assuming a number of things anyways....

SpoilerShow

Anyway, Strange explores over 14,000,000 timelines in order to find one in which they beat Thanos. My theory is that in each of these timelines, Strange probably does the logical thing on Titan and lets Tony die so that he can continue trying to conceal the Time Stone from Thanos. But we already know that Thanos wins despite this. He finds the Time Stone somehow, and Tony is dead. Thanos continues to get the other stones and kills half the universe, and the remaining heroes and whoever else are unable to reverse things.

So what changes in the "winning" timeline? Well, Thanos still gets the Time Stone, albeit by different means this time. Strange, instead of keeping it hidden, uses it as barter for Tony's life, successfully. The thing that has changed is that Tony lives in this timeline. My theory is that Stark himself is somehow directly or indirectly responsible for Thanos's ultimate defeat. Again, making A LOT of assumptions here.. :/