Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That reminds me: the best part of my showing was the end when it says THANOS WILL RETURN and some black guy shouted "Fuck that nigga! We want Spider-Man!"

"Thanos will return"? You mean the major bad guy who actually won in this movie? Color me surprised.

Why would black people be such fans of a little white kid superhero??
Oh wait he has some nice superpowers like sticky fingers that make stealing/pickpocketing easier duh my bad.

People identifying with a fictional character that has a different ethnicity than them... My SJW worldview is falling apart as I type this.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

yeah its not like it was a total shitpost right? Seriously that went over peoples heads?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You're hurting my feelings with your fake news.

[CuckTurdginson]

http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/the-av ... treatment/

Hugh Armitage has grabbed at least five pussies.

[Guest]

Lulz. Since when is Gamorra the "most dangerous woman in the galaxy"?

[Tony Schiavone]

Lulz. Since when is Gamorra the "most dangerous woman in the galaxy"?

Since Scarlet Johanssen talked too much.

[Poonoo]

I got the impression of RLM that they just didn''t hate it. Above average. A 4 on the dice. A 6.5/10.

Except Jay, he compared it to Empire and kept gushing about it while the other two didn't mind it and were thinking "does this fucker not realise we aren't doing a Nerd Crew right now?".

Even YMS who is usually more honest about Marvel shit being shit, even he said he enjoyed it more than he thought, though he even said that was because the Marvel movies have no stakes usually while in this one characters actually die. But Thanos killing half of the population because of limited resources is retarded still and makes him sound like a goth edgelord, once the hype dies down and people aren't so surprised that someone died they may be more harsh on it.

[Auli]

I don't think he compared it to Empire quality-wise, but in the "ending kind of dark"-way.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Scarlet Johanson fell off hard btw XD

This was one of the sexiest chicks in hollywood (if its not a tranny of course) but in this movie she looks so bland and well... old XD
Age is NOT kind to women.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I got the impression of RLM that they just didn''t hate it. Above average. A 4 on the dice. A 6.5/10.

Except Jay, he compared it to Empire and kept gushing about it while the other two didn't mind it and were thinking "does this fucker not realise we aren't doing a Nerd Crew right now?".

Even YMS who is usually more honest about Marvel shit being shit, even he said he enjoyed it more than he thought, though he even said that was because the Marvel movies have no stakes usually while in this one characters actually die. But Thanos killing half of the population because of limited resources is retarded still and makes him sound like a goth edgelord, once the hype dies down and people aren't so surprised that someone died they may be more harsh on it.

hahahaha LOL'd for real on the bolded part.

And what stakes?? None of the main avengers dissappear right?? (theyre not even dead just trapped in the soulstone realm or whatever) Spidey maybe but he just got in, most of them are still doing fine. And since Dr Strange (oh yeah was gone too) said this is the only way (out of 16 million possible paths to survive) so the stakes are already gone. We know this is the set of events he say that leads to victory so everything will be fine.

I guess the only ones really dead are who got killed before the finger snap, which is uhhh Loki? And Vision. 2 chars im sick of anyway