Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

What a fucking queen. He truly has the emotional stability of a 14 year old.

[Guest]

I'm pretty much cool with everybody i know from high school and college. It's not like we hang out or talk everyday but if i wanted to hang out and grab a drink with them they'd be down.

Hell, I'm cool with people now who i wasn't cool with in high school cause we grew the fuck up.

Maybe he should try growing the fuck up.

[mad bum]

Here's where that tweet came from.

[Vaporwear]

He's 37, not 67, that entire post is him being an emo pussy because he's lived a life full of failure and pushed everyone away. The stupid, worthless fuck can't talk about coding and he certainly can't talk about loss, he barely knew his rapist "friend", especially since he set up a stream specifically to capitalize on his "friend" JewWario the Rapist's death and made a couple suicide jokes during said stream.

What a pathetic faggot, it's such a shame that this loser got his twitter back cause all he does with it is post nonsense and whine about how nobody loves him or whatever homo shit he's being a little sad dyke cunt about. He should follow his "friend" JewRapio's path and shoot himself in the head. At least that rapist knew when it was time to stop raping children and end himself to avoid jail time, meanwhile Spoony's just lingering around scamming money from hundreds of retards and possibly the government.

Truly, Spoonyone has become the Queen of Welfare.

[drisko]

They didn't go away, you left. Everyone wanted you to be in their videos and hang out with them. Doge offered you a permanent job in Chicago. You apparently moved so you could be closer to Brad. Spoony, almost everything is your fault, and all you have to do is pick up the phone, call Doge, Brad or Lewis, pitch an idea for a crossover or a skit, and they would welcome you back with open arms. Hell, you could have called one of them up and asked if you could go with them to Infinity War and they would have said yes, you probably wouldn't have even needed to do the vlog, just tweet a pic of you guys together and then sit out if you still can't handle being in front of a camera, at least you'll have some human activity.

Noah, if you're reading this, and I know you probably are, next month when Solo comes out I want you to DM one of your friends, arrange a time to go see it, and then go watch a movie and talk about it with them over lunch or dinner, with no plans of doing a vlog. Just converse like a normal person. It will do you wonders.

And then go nail a hooker because you need to have sex with someone actually attractive. Seriously, it'll work wonders.

[casual pleb]

There are people who genuinely grew up in shit communities, shit neighborhoods, having no friends and trusting no one, because they are conditioned to do so, having no support system and having to rely on themselves. Spoony isn't one of them, he always had supportive people, who care about him surrounding him, he had a golden ticket, he could do whatever he wanted and be successful, but he chose to do nothing, that is why the state he is in in absolutely his own fault.

[Carn]

He's in the middle of an enormous sperg train right now. Its unbelievable that a human being as actually typing it.

[oldbones]

Here's where that tweet came from.

Mission accomplished. Spoony has been making us laugh for years now. His multi-year meltdown has been hilarious and it shows no sighs of slowing down. If anything it's ramped up. Thank you again Mr. President.

[pibbs]

He's been doing these for at least three days now. It's an endless stream of Hobbit shitposts. The man is beyond professional help now.

There are pages of this stuff.

[mad bum]

Well that's what the fans paid for right? A text rendition of The Hobbit