Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[AngrySpoonySnob]

>watching mahvel capeshit
Does Disney's dick taste better the second time around or something?

75% of the movies now seem to be disney so I dont realy have a choice when im bored out of my skull.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Soon, the only movies not made by Disney will be hentai.

And the only cinematic universe worth watching is the one with Ratboy Genius.

[veris leta facies]

What is exactly wrong with Avengers (1)? I mean, compared to other Mahvel capeshit? That's one capeshit movie that I actually watched all the way through. IMO it sucked, but I generally dislike these movies anyway. For my knowledge it is hailed as one of the greatest Mahvels. Well, go figure.

Latest superhero movie I tried to watch was Logan. I just had to quit watching it after that super duper stronk baddass Spic girl came along, I just have zero tolerance for that shit nowadays. I don't want any bit of cultural marxism/feminism/SJWism in my entertainment. We hates it.

[rabidtictac]

I think I sperged hard about the first avengers movie much earlier in this thread. I'm not going to bother when people are probably bored of hearing about it.

In short: tons of pointless action porn and Joss' extremely shitty script.

[Auli]

Just saw it. I liked it.

Had some useless stuff with useless heroes.

I liked that Thor was basically the main guy.

But how the fyuck can Blonde Widow fight those Thanos kids? They are super strong. Widow can fight, but she's still a 120lbs woman with no superhuman strengths.


I also really liked Thanos. I was kinda rooting for him.


Note: Saw trailers for Jurassic Park and Han Solo. Those basically showed the whole fucking movie so it's no use seeing them. Thanks, trailers!

[Kugelfisch]

>watching mahvel capeshit
Does Disney's dick taste better the second time around or something?

75% of the movies now seem to be disney so I dont realy have a choice when im bored out of my skull.

Don't watch movies. What, are you too addicted to all those trannies that you can't stop watching them?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

>watching mahvel capeshit
Does Disney's dick taste better the second time around or something?

75% of the movies now seem to be disney so I dont realy have a choice when im bored out of my skull.

Don't watch movies. What, are you too addicted to all those trannies that you can't stop watching them?

I rather watch a movie than stare at my walls

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Just saw it. I liked it.

Had some useless stuff with useless heroes.

I liked that Thor was basically the main guy.

But how the fyuck can Blonde Widow fight those Thanos kids? They are super strong. Widow can fight, but she's still a 120lbs woman with no superhuman strengths.


I also really liked Thanos. I was kinda rooting for him.


Note: Saw trailers for Jurassic Park and Han Solo. Those basically showed the whole fucking movie so it's no use seeing them. Thanks, trailers!

Anyone who rooted for Thanos is really a psychopatic fuck. Really you agree with killing half the universe instead of just creating infinite resources??? Its just marxist propaganda too, the entire infinite resources thing is a fake concept in the first place.
This Thanos was a joke not even comparable to the comic version of Thanos.

And thor didnt do that much not sure what film you watched.

[Auli]

Rather kill half the Universe so everyone can have a good life, rather than having a whole Universe living in poverty, sickness and hunger.
It's a raffle, so it's fair.

And Thor was the only one doing something. Everyone else just... punched shit.

Also Chris Hemsworth starred in Home & Away years ago so he's the best thing to happen to the Marvel Universe.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Rather kill half the Universe so everyone can have a good life, rather than having a whole Universe living in poverty, sickness and hunger.
It's a raffle, so it's fair.

And Thor was the only one doing something. Everyone else just... punched shit.

Also Chris Hemsworth starred in Home & Away years ago so he's the best thing to happen to the Marvel Universe.

There is absolutely no reason to think half the universe will live like that besides in his (and your) sick mind.... and that is BEFORE considering what he could do with the infinity gauntlet to prevent that.

If a snap of his finger can kill half the universe surely it would be possible to create resources right XD or extra planets lol its all bs in the first place anyway, like some environmentalist propaganda.
And having seen dr strange yesterday there is a multiverse so they could just pull resources from other dimensions, huge plothole right there and proof that only the sickest of people will agree with Thanos without even thinking about how dumb his conclusion is or what other options there are.

And you being gay for hemsworth doesnt change anything about his screentime or role in this movie sorry.... The most goes to Thanos and then probably Gamorra, Thor doesnt do shit besides get a new weapon and show up at the end to fail.