Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

You motherfuckers are just doing college wrong. I went to college, got a degree, and I'm making more than what my parents ever made combined. You just gotta not pick the stupid majors like Psychology, History, Liberal Arts, Women's Studies, Black Studies, aka the stupid things that women, idiot white kids, and minorities pick.

Pick like, a profession where people actually NEED you, not stupid shit where just looking at your resume makes employers want to burn it.

I recently befriended a homeless prostitute with a bachelor's degree in history.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

She thought she needed that for the oldest profession known to man?

[Le Redditeur]

You pay the usual for sex, and a premium if you want to fuck her and she actually keeps her mouth shut and not talk about the historical implications and significances of prostitution.

[Kugelfisch]

You pay the usual for sex, and a premium if you want to fuck her and she actually keeps her mouth shut and not talk about the historical implications and significances of prostitution.

Just get a blowjob.

[Chippah]

Aw, I'm gone for two weeks and Spoony's Twitter is reactivated? Now how can we get it shut down again?

[Pepsi Man]

Crying out loud, not only can the media not leave the man's private life alone but you have Spoony acting like he knows how to give a woman a birthday gift.

[Kugelfisch]

What do you buy a woman that has more money than she could ever need and is First Lady? Nice projecting on Spoony's part, though.

[Pepsi Man]

Spoony probably googles new sex mods for rApril whenever her birthday comes around. Finds some obscure one that crashes her game. Installs it as her, "birthday gift," while she's asleep and then slinks back down into his basement.

"Yeah... that fuckin' Trump giving his wife a birthday card. What a faggot..."

[GestapoAssiman]

Has Spoony officially retired? I know he won't admit it, because of his patreon money$, but the truth is that he hasn't been making any new content for ages. Even my upload schedule is more frequent and I'm a lazy cunt.

We at DHI have been saying that TSE has been dead for ages and so and so on, but Is the spoony experiment finally over? The chances of not getting scripted content from him ever again are more than pretty high.

TSE is ded.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The experiment isn't over until Spoony's arms are shattered by Cuckson.

Computer Science is a great field, but a lot of people treat it like you walk in to school, walk out and get handed a job.

Truth is, College doesn't really teach you much practical shit about programming. It teaches you a bunch of theory that 80% of graduates aren't going to learn and coding logic, generally on some outdated language like C++ or Java. (Because that's what the professors learned and dammit they are too lazy to learn anything useful.)

Probably C++ and COBOL in Spoony's time.

Good thing we didn't borrow that shit from the Murrican system. I had like a course where we did nothing but learn how to write shit in different kinds of languages (bet it a simple Batch script or a logical programming language like Prolog).

You gotta actually build stuff your self to learn how to do stuff so people hire you. I have interviewed people who had their degrees, could tell you all the right things definitions wise, or in theory, then ask them to code a basic program and they fall apart.

This a million times. While I am far from a good programmer I learned way more by doing than reading any theory crap. Programming is something you have to just do and spend a ton of time looking at APIs when you want to do specific things. Eventually you learn what to use in the language you are using, but I guarantee you that Spoony has never created anything in his life and just passed his course.

It's amazing how little someone who studied that shit for years can actually know.