April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[pibbs]

These are the important issues people.

[Guest]

She'd rather marry imaginary game characters than the greasy slug she apparently lives with.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

These are the important issues people.

This confirms it, April reads this thread. A beefy, shirtless orc-man alluding to bloody wedding nights while his comrades leer rapaciously at April's waifish self-insert? She's clearly fucking with us.

[mad bum]

The worst part is theirs a giant discussion about marrying in skyrim.

Help me.

[Le Redditeur]

Bitch, I didn't married even on Ragnarok Online, where marriage would actually give you and your spouse some nifty bonuses.

[Pepsi Man]

Bitch, I didn't married even on Ragnarok Online, where marriage would actually give you and your spouse some nifty bonuses.

I mean, you get some form of XP bonus for sleeping in the house you sent your spouse to so you can spam alteration and illusion spells for even faster perk gains.

I never gave it too much thought. Just married the first female of the same race that I was. Or Lydia. She's right there. You get her for free from the first main quest in the game.

[mad bum]

Bitch, I didn't married even on Ragnarok Online, where marriage would actually give you and your spouse some nifty bonuses.

My friend made me get married even though I knew it was autistic, she just wanted all of her characters married.

[Tesla]

She'd rather marry imaginary game characters than the greasy slug she apparently lives with.

Wouldn't you given the choice?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

More RO players here than I though, you still play?

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Niggas who engage in romance in games are the biggest faggots ever.

I had a lot of people ask me who I romanced in mass effect after i finally played it and Im like "nobody nigga... i was on a mission to savr the galaxy, you think im gonna take time out to fuck some bish?!"