April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:37 pm

Is it considered pedophilia or incest if she was schlicking while being on the phone with her little sister?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:11 pm

April would probably make money if she voice acted her skyrim sex plays on chaturbate.

Entirely the game screen. No face cam.

Some fucks would be into that and drop donations.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:13 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
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Cuckson wrote:
Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:36 am
CHILD ABUSE

CHILD ABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

No seriously that little mind mustve gotten twisted from Aprils sick fanfics
Yes, you get a lot of info from that tweet. Broken home. Mom must have cock carouseled all over the place if the younger sister's dad is out of the house too. There were probably iron bulls in and out, day and night plowing momma orc.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:56 pm

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Carl is on to us, hide your arms
That isn't the reason we think you're a cuck, Carl.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:38 pm

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What about your fetish's implications that you'd love to get manhandled and raped in the ass by a huge guy while bound up? Seems a lot more harmful of an implication one could make than some people looking at a loser going "lol i bet if he got any pussy he hadn't done it".
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pepsi Man » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:57 pm

Boogie's Panniculus wrote:
Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:11 pm
April would probably make money if she voice acted her skyrim sex plays on chaturbate.

Entirely the game screen. No face cam.

Some fucks would be into that and drop donations.
If ASMR is a thing then that would probably be far more successful.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:28 pm

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Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:37 pm
Is it considered pedophilia or incest if she was schlicking while being on the phone with her little sister?
Depends on how old they where I think for the pedophilia. Incest I would think so. Especially if her sister also shlicked

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:25 am

such a great love story :cry:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:39 am

I hope the last few days of April tweets have reminder on here people how much she sucks.

She isn't as openly toxic and worthless as Spoony, but they are on the same playbill.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:42 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:39 am
have reminder on here people how much she sucks.
Sorry for the syntax. Guess I had a stroke.

*have reminded people on here how much she sucks.*

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