The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[Just Some Random Guy]

Can't blame him for the clinical trials; I know I'd rather do that than accept my fate and die.

So, you'd rather prolong your already considerable pain and suffering, well past the point where established medicine can actually do something for you, spending all your money that, at this point, should be going towards supporting your widow and heirs just on the slimmest chance that somehow they've discovered the miracle cure for what you've got and just didn't know it yet?
You're a fucking idiot

Do you have to pay to participate in clinical trials? I thought they were either free or they actually paid you to do them. Their point, after all, is to get data on how well something works so they can then try to make money by selling it if they have clinical data indicating effectiveness.

[Keith Chegwin]

Do you have to pay to participate in clinical trials? I thought they were either free or they actually paid you to do them. Their point, after all, is to get data on how well something works so they can then try to make money by selling it if they have clinical data indicating effectiveness.

You're thinking of on a healthy person. TB is damn near dead. It would cost a lot for him to actually get into a trial. and then actually get the drug they're testing instead of the placebo. I found this on it, actually: https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/tre ... als/paying

What TB is hoping for, basically, is the cure for cancer. THE cure. The Holy Grail. Even if he finds it, the fact that he's jaundiced means his liver's failing which means that even if they were to miraculously cure his cancer, it's done so much damage already that he'll never be the same again. In my opinion he should come to terms

[Guest]

Do you have to pay to participate in clinical trials? I thought they were either free or they actually paid you to do them. Their point, after all, is to get data on how well something works so they can then try to make money by selling it if they have clinical data indicating effectiveness.

You're thinking of on a healthy person. TB is damn near dead. It would cost a lot for him to actually get into a trial. and then actually get the drug they're testing instead of the placebo. I found this on it, actually: https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/tre ... als/paying

What TB is hoping for, basically, is the cure for cancer. THE cure. The Holy Grail. Even if he finds it, the fact that he's jaundiced means his liver's failing which means that even if they were to miraculously cure his cancer, it's done so much damage already that he'll never be the same again. In my opinion he should come to terms

Yeah, and I'm sure you would under the same circumstances. Self preservation isn't a thing. I'm sure you've got a shotgun there next to you to suck on, right? Just waiting for the next time you get a headache or cold, I bet.

[Guest]

This guy's demise should be a lesson to every young person. He's fucked. Even if he extends his life a few weeks there's no time to do anything great. His legacy will literally be "uploaded videos to YouTube for a living." Even when he got diagnosed he still had years to do something and instead behaved like a damn NEET and squandered it.

[drisko]

Do you have to pay to participate in clinical trials? I thought they were either free or they actually paid you to do them. Their point, after all, is to get data on how well something works so they can then try to make money by selling it if they have clinical data indicating effectiveness.

You're thinking of on a healthy person. TB is damn near dead. It would cost a lot for him to actually get into a trial. and then actually get the drug they're testing instead of the placebo. I found this on it, actually: https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/tre ... als/paying

What TB is hoping for, basically, is the cure for cancer. THE cure. The Holy Grail. Even if he finds it, the fact that he's jaundiced means his liver's failing which means that even if they were to miraculously cure his cancer, it's done so much damage already that he'll never be the same again. In my opinion he should come to terms

Denial can be a very powerful state of mind. I think after going into remission before a few times after some operations and treatments, he still assumes that can happen again. I can see him on his death bed tweeting that he'll be back to work next week when the doctors reckon he won't last the night.

[rabidtictac]

Sounds like clinical trials can cost big money. I thought it was free, but it sounds like not.

I wonder what TotalBitch would say to someone volunteering to pay out tons of cash for a clinical trial where the only way they get to live more than a year is if the trial they're in discovers the cure for AIDs.

Sure, you can't take it with you, but he could do some good shit with his money instead if he wanted to. Even if he didn't want to leave anything to his wife's son.

But I like the idea of him sliding into his grave while desperately scrabbling around to stay alive one last day, dignity be damned.

[Keith Chegwin]

It's poetic really. He's in the situation he's in because he was too stubborn to go and see the doctor, and now he's too stubborn to die.

[MegaNigger]

This guy's demise should be a lesson to every young person. He's fucked. Even if he extends his life a few weeks there's no time to do anything great. His legacy will literally be "uploaded videos to YouTube for a living." Even when he got diagnosed he still had years to do something and instead behaved like a damn NEET and squandered it.

Guest posting was not a mistake.

I have an album to make and a comic series to publish then.

Ffffuuuuuck. Nobody knows how much time they have until they do. TB did, and even got some back, and wasted it.

[Guest]

I hope when he finally kicks the bucket, a week prior he would start flinging shit everywhere in anger.

By that i mean, talk about his leeches deepest darkest secrets.

Jesse: homosexual that does not have the balls to come out of the closet.

Midgetmom: that kid she's having, has different dad, because buffboi can't get it up due to abuse of steroids.

Crendor: autistic as hell that may be a serial killer.

Also he can start revealing some stuff from other spergtubers...a man can only hope.

But i'm being realistic here, he's just gonna die like a dog and whimper: ''this is trumps fault''.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He will either continue bitching, or he'll resort to Boogie's passive agressive life lessons, because both are such great role models and experts on everything - hell, TB perhaps even fucked his lady before his dick fell off, so that's enough experience to become street smart. Your average autist wishes they could be just like them!

But I like the idea of him sliding into his grave while desperately scrabbling around to stay alive one last day, dignity be damned.

Yup. The doctor he tried so hard to shit on his twatter clearly knew that it's going to cost him a ton of money and tried to convince him to be a reasonable adult for once in his life. But TB said to hell with that, it's my jewtube fuck you money and I'll throw everything I still have at my rotting body! Fuck my wife and her autistic son, either I live, or nothing else matters to me! Reeeeee!