April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Kugelfisch]

I'd love to RDC him with King but I'm afraid Steam would totally lose the gifted copy for him.

[rabidtictac]

You could probably just mash out a generic chain throw using the same inputs every time and he'd never break it. I knew a couple with armor king in t6 that I could just mash for. Execution be damned.

But tbh I prefer looking for giant swings instead.

[pibbs]

He still needs a good pair of pants.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=wl_ ... y=wishlist

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The con will have a little pants store so the fans can buy a pair of pants to send to Boss.

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

Why do so many people keep saying they want to fuck sense into April. She did this to herself. Let her wallow in her sad pathetic life of jilling off to Skyrim mods. She deserves to live out the rest of her life as a sad pathetic masturbator.

[Guest]

She deserves to live out the rest of her life as a sad pathetic masturbator.

Never has Abril been more relatable than in this very statement.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

She deserves to live out the rest of her life as a sad pathetic masturbator.

Never has Abril been more relatable than in this very statement.

Hi Lupa

[Auli]

You are all giving Spoony too much credit. Having an empty seat is far better than he deserves.

Save the sign for something important.

[A_Hard_Tard]

I'm tempted to go to a con she's at, fuck some sense into her, and cuck Spoony for a two-for-one.


Besides, I owe that turd (Spoony) for a little spat back in 2004.

Guest, I'll take the bait. What happened?

Got into a little back and forth with him on the old Kenzer boards. He threatened to run me over with a Buick so I want to fuck his girlfriend 14 years after the fact to just add a tiny bit more 'fuck you' to that sad existence he calls a life.

[Cuckson]