Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[Guest]

Money for nothing and chicks unemployed.

That feminazi is a nillionare.

They need Craigslist their microwave oven, no custom kitchen deliveries.

[A_Hard_Tard]

Hey. A lurker here.
Probably checked this site once every 2 weeks.
Quick question. What are these noise surrounding NC lately and why should we give a shit?
That's right, I'm too lazy to google.

Here's the quick rundown:

Doge Walker was spotted at a grocery store in Chicago last week. The fan who spotted him told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but the fan also said he didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. Doge replied, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” The fan was taken aback, and all he could say was “Huh?” but Doge kept cutting him off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of the fan's face. The fan reported that he walked away and continued with his shopping, but heard Doge chuckle as he walked off. When the fan came to pay for his stuff up front he saw Doge trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The fan claims the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first Doge kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Doge stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at the fan on the scene. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Doge kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

This event has been deemed "grocerygate" and has taken twitter and youtube by storm.

Some people just need a thorough ass beating.

[pibbs]

Money for nothing and chicks unemployed.

That feminazi is a nillionare.

They need Craigslist their microwave oven, no custom kitchen deliveries.

We got to hook these aspergers
we gotta hook these color furries

[Kugelfisch]

That feminazi is a nillionare.

They need Craigslist their microwave oven, no custom kitchen deliveries.

We got to hook these aspergers
we gotta hook these color furries

I should've learned to play the audience,
I should've learned to scam the BLIP BLIP BLIP.

This is now the official thread theme song!

[pibbs]

Now look at them dildos that's the way you do it
You review garbage on your YouTube site
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your bum
We got to install ad block for Chrome, custom settings incognito mode
We got to watch these asperger fags we gotta hear these SJWs REEEE
See the little faggot with the autist and the make up 
Yeah buddy that's his own purple hair 
That little faggot got his own Patreon
That little faggot he's a blue wolfkin
We got to install ad block for Chrome, custom settings incognito mode
We got to watch these asperger fags we gotta hear these SJWs REEEE
We got to install ad block for Chrome, custom settings incognito mode
We got to watch these asperger fags we gotta hear these SJWs REEEE
I shoulda learned to play the system 
I shoulda learned to scream at everything
Look at that SJW she got it stickin' in the cuckold man
We could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that?
Autism noises?
Bangin' on the walls like a chimpanzee 
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We got to install ad block for Chrome, custom settings incognito mode
We got to watch these asperger fags we gotta hear these SJWs REEEE
Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way to do it 
Play the system like an SJW
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free

Easy, easy money for nothin' chicks for free) (I want my, I want my DHI)
(Money for nothin' chicks for free)

[DHIwuzRightAgain]

[direstraightsX]

Now look at them dildos that's the way you do it
You review garbage on your YouTube site
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your bum
We got to install ad block for Chrome, custom settings incognito mode
We got to watch these asperger fags we gotta hear these SJWs REEEE
See the little faggot with the autist and the make up 
Yeah buddy that's his own purple hair 
That little faggot got his own Patreon
That little faggot he's a blue wolfkin
We got to install ad block for Chrome, custom settings incognito mode
We got to watch these asperger fags we gotta hear these SJWs REEEE
We got to install ad block for Chrome, custom settings incognito mode
We got to watch these asperger fags we gotta hear these SJWs REEEE
I shoulda learned to play the system 
I shoulda learned to scream at everything
Look at that SJW she got it stickin' in the cuckold man
We could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that?
Autism noises?
Bangin' on the walls like a chimpanzee 
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We got to install ad block for Chrome, custom settings incognito mode
We got to watch these asperger fags we gotta hear these SJWs REEEE
Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way to do it 
Play the system like an SJW
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free

Easy, easy money for nothin' chicks for free) (I want my, I want my DHI)
(Money for nothin' chicks for free)

this whut we call committing to the premise

[mad bum]

Kek

[Some Sick Fuck]

Forget Spoony, who is sending this loser 100 bucks every month?! Seems like he can't even write a simple sentence, this is a new low.

https://www.patreon.com/misterX

[steamyham]

Doge just lost himself a sponsor.