The UK (United Kalif) General

[rabidtictac]

What this will basically do is kill all upscale knife sellers in the UK.

Think about it: what kind of knives can you actually buy in-person at a store? Usually shitty ones. Or kitchen knives.

If you want a good knife, you'll most often have to order one. Especially if you want one that was handcrafted or antique.

Think about it: what kind of knives are used in crimes? Usually shitty ones. Mostly kitchen knives.

So the law doesn't even target the kinds of knives the uk government wants to see less of. It's the perfect sjw shitlib weapon ban: totally worthless for its intended target and serves only to disarm the lawful populace.

[Guest]

This is what you get when you have fucking royals and not proper fucking elected governments. Just make that Jewish politician mayor so I can at least wank off to something.

Everything you said is wrong. The monarchy have little power than historical figureheads in their own country. The parliamentary system has proven time and time again to have failed it's nation's citizens. I'd die for a king before some faggy electoral.

The royals are the reason you have a fucking secretary of state running your country instead of an actual elected leader. And that jewish chick is fing hot.

[mad bum]

This will surely stop the mudslimes from running over people.

[Keith Chegwin]

The royals are the reason you have a fucking secretary of state running your country instead of an actual elected leader.

The Royals have nothing to do with the government, to the extent that if Theresa May wanted the Queen dead the Queen would be forced to sign her own death warrant.
And May was Home Secretary, not Foreign

And that jewish chick is fing hot.

What Jewish chick?

[Kugelfisch]

There goes renaissance fairs. I'm sure they'd ban them because they'd make Muslims feel unwelcome anyway.

>needlenose pliers
>regular pliers
>steel file
>Fiskars© scissors
>two screwdrivers

Surely a mass slaughtering of immeasurable proportions has been prevented!
Since your police can't tell knives from tools, can they figure out what end their asshole is at or do they have to whistle before taking a shit?

[da PAC Nigguh]

Soon the only thing you'll be allowed to carry on your person will be a smartphone, and only then if you have all mandated government spyware installed (Muslims exempted for religious objections).

[Keith Chegwin]

Why would they need to install spyware on your phone? It already comes with everything they need to spy on you. Remember The Dark Knight, where Batman has a machine that uses mobile phones as a sonar to locate The Joker? The NSA/CIA/Whatever-the-fuck A have machines just like that

[veris leta facies]

One Englishman once wrote: "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on the human face, forever". He wasn't wrong.

[Keith Chegwin]

That was Orwell. The government seem to think 1984 was an instruction manual

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

1984 and Animal Farm seem to be required lectures in certain circles of power, and all for the wrong reasons.

Everything you said is wrong. The monarchy have little power than historical figureheads in their own country. The parliamentary system has proven time and time again to have failed it's nation's citizens. I'd die for a king before some faggy electoral.

Kings are all fun and games until you get someone who is less like Alexander the Great and more like DSP and/or Spoony.

A parliament is also easier to replace because you don't have to care about muh precious (inbred) bloodline.