Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[pibbs]

Women say they want equal treatment but when they are treated like a man in the workplace, you know, with accountability, performance expectations, and a dressing down from superiors when job performance is substandard, they cry.
I worked with women, and for women. They simply cannot handle how bluntly and harshly men deal with one another. We don't sugar coat and we sure damn well ain't concerned with your feelings. You're being paid for a job. Stop bitching and get it done.

You want respect? Earn it.

[Kugelfisch]

Just like everyone flipping their shit over Facebook these past couple of weeks when anyone with a fucking clue knew their entire business was based around harvesting personal information years and years ago.

I'm so fucking confused about that outrage. That wasn't even an open secret, that's always been their business model. Is anyone actually surprised or is this some kind of psyop?

You know, it sounds like michaud just used a slightly sterner tone of voice, how he could do that with that faggot ass lisp is beyond me, and the women couldn't handle that.

Michaud, in his normal, resting state, has a temperature of 1 Kelvin. He's so low-energy, Jeb! Bush makes fun of him. Lupa is a total piece of shit and a liar. Don't believe her shit.

[Liar Revealed]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually feel sorry for Doge. Most of these people would not have their "careers" if not for him. They either were inspired by him (ripping him off), or got directly promoted by him on his channel.

It's perfectly reasonable to leave his channel if they feel like they've outgrown it, but this exaggerated character assassination is truly low and despicable. We all knew CA were autistic amateurs. And that's all they are. They aren't Hitler, as much as these hysterical wenches want them to be.

[Guest]

I don't feel bad for Doge. This is a hell of his own creation.

No one forced him to muddle his career with a bunch of low-talent, entitled, spectrum disorder half-wit "producers" or to give a voice to the mentally disabled weirdos that made up the CA forum.

What I am sorry about is that Luupa, Marz, Fausz, and the other CA nobodies get to semi-successfully(?) play victim rather than own up to their failures as content creators.

[sanicvr00m]

I don't feel bad for Doge. This is a hell of his own creation.

No one forced him to muddle his career with a bunch of low-talent, entitled, spectrum disorder half-wit "producers" or to give a voice to the mentally disabled weirdos that made up the CA forum.

What I am sorry about is that Luupa, Marz, Fausz, and the other CA nobodies get to semi-successfully(?) play victim rather than own up to their failures as kahntent creators.

for once guestposting wasn't a mistake.

this really hits the crux of the issue: doge is a bleeding heart faggot with a naive desire to "do good" in the most autistic pea-brained sense (as evidenced by his cringey (((charity))) shoutouts at the end of every modern critic video).

I honestly think him opening up the site to all these literal whos was just him trying to be a "good guy" and share his success with other hack autistic faggots. His ultimate reward for doing so is this document (and it's beautiful)

[Liar Revealed]

It seems like Doge was barely holding this circus of freaks together until To Boldly Flee/Demo Reel. Then his whole House of 'Tards fell apart. It cannot be stressed enough about how bad of an idea killing off the NC and Demo Reel was.
That is all on Doge. For him to think he'd accomplished so much and could basically retire at 30 and let the scrubs like Luke/Leia Mochrie keep the site afloat while he played dress-up was beyond deluded.

[Radiaz]

Hey. A lurker here.
Probably checked this site once every 2 weeks.
Quick question. What are these noise surrounding NC lately and why should we give a shit?
That's right, I'm too lazy to google.

[sanicvr00m]

Hey. A lurker here.
Probably checked this site once every 2 weeks.
Quick question. What are these noise surrounding NC lately and why should we give a shit?
That's right, I'm too lazy to google.

Here's the quick rundown:

Doge Walker was spotted at a grocery store in Chicago last week. The fan who spotted him told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but the fan also said he didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. Doge replied, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” The fan was taken aback, and all he could say was “Huh?” but Doge kept cutting him off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of the fan's face. The fan reported that he walked away and continued with his shopping, but heard Doge chuckle as he walked off. When the fan came to pay for his stuff up front he saw Doge trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The fan claims the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first Doge kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Doge stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at the fan on the scene. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Doge kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

This event has been deemed "grocerygate" and has taken twitter and youtube by storm.

[Guest]

Quick question. What are these noise surrounding NC lately and why should we give a shit?
That's right, I'm too lazy to google.

Doge made Lupa touch his butt on the set of Demo Reel. And Rob gave her a golden shower while wearing the Santa Christ costume.

They also gangbanged Sean Fausz and broadcasted it over Skype. Spoony saw everything and that is why he is so messed up now.

[Beelzquill]

The only thing I feel when Doge is brought up is utter bewilderment to this day that he let Mike "Baldlisp" Michaud own the intellectual property DOGE created for a webspace. Also the terrible lack of planning that went into, well, everything, from every single one of those godawful anniversary movies to the clusterfuck that was demo reel and that gameshow. dude should have been bankrupted years ago.