Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Rapeculture]

Why can't she just escape to Cuckanadia and live in the woods with her cucked serial killer Phallus? Life would be so much easier for her.

Both of them are too childish to have any kind of adult relationship. Do you think those two morons would last 2 weeks living under the same goddamn roof with each other? I'm asking this seriously. They've been with each other for close to a decade AND IT'S STILL A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. You can't even call that a relationship, it's a joke!

[Guest]

Phelan might hit her if she touches one of his ghostbuster toys.

On the contrary. He'd be happy about that. And then he'll never clean those toys ever again.

He's hotglued that hawt figurines so much if she touches them it's close enough to sex.

[Kugelfisch]

Why can't she just escape to Cuckanadia and live in the woods with her cucked serial killer Phallus? Life would be so much easier for her.

Both of them are too childish to have any kind of adult relationship. Do you think those two morons would last 2 weeks living under the same goddamn roof with each other? I'm asking this seriously. They've been with each other for close to a decade AND IT'S STILL A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. You can't even call that a relationship, it's a joke!

Obviously even they know. They are even less committed to each other than fuck buddies. They just keep this facade up to cover for each other. Just so Phailus doesn't look like quiet the looser he is and Lupa doesn't get questions why she's got no sexuality because she's massively ashamed of her ancient look.
Both are pathetic and an embarrassment to their parents.

[Rapeculture]

Obviously even they know. They are even less committed to each other than fuck buddies.

I was thinking they were at least fuck buddies, but now that you mention it, I doubt they even touch each other all that much whenever they happen to meet. And now Brad is officially done with her, seeing as he has his new chick and is fully committed to the Walkers and Michaud, which makes Lupa's pussy slam shut like a bear trap.

Time to start a cat collection like every other spinster out there, Lupa!

[Yurpcommunist]

Lmao amerifats talking about living on the edge because of 500 €, but two thirds amerilard households dont have 200$ to spare at the end of the month

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Lmao amerifats talking about living on the edge because of 500 €, but two thirds amerilard households dont have 200$ to spare at the end of the month

what?

[supdood]

Brad is about to bless us with the gift that no one asked for:

[Guest]

A new shitty Brad Jones feature?

I think even Lupa has enough self-respect to not be in Brad's future embezzlement scheme, but I bet cockslut will have no problem working with the Walkers.

[Liar Revealed]

Brad and Laura: The Wedding Night!!! Shot on 100% VHS!!! Must pledge $100 or more to view.

[drisko]

Well he said he and Ryan are making a hallmark movie, so either he's finally releasing Shot on Shitteo or he's making that Midnight Heat sequel he's been talking about for the last ten years. With someone else playing Jake's character.