Movie Thread

[Guest]

Lindsay Lohan would probably give better blowjobs

Absolutely. Problem is that she'd likely not show up at all or hours late and super smashed.

Still a net positive over Shia

Lindsay's sexy rough now. Would absolutely watch her over Shia any day.

[Guest]

Saw Tomb Raider. Not as bad as expected but really dumb. The first half of the movie is Lara working as a bike messenger while trying to pawn enough shit to take a boat trip. I'm not kidding. Second half is her on the island where Daddy is magically alive, using a bow to shoot people in the most PG-13 China-approved style ever. She is fucking stupid, can't fight, and gets her ass kicked the entire movie.

Alicia Vikander is an underdeveloped woman-child. She was 28 when she made this movie but looks maybe 16. I can't even tell how old she's supposed to be playing Lara either. She squeals like a little girl when she gets beat up, and acts really immature throughout. This is definitely not the larger than life Lara non-faggots are used to. Her tits are non-existent, and she has the frame of a 12-year-old boy. I shit you not.

And CHUD's The Dark Shape might just be the biggest faggot on the internet, literally flailing when someone suggested they make a movie based on the original game:

Yeah, why make something good when you can make something terrible for horny little boys

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Eidos Lara is a character made for boys. Square Enix Lara is a character made for girls.

http://citizens.trouble.city/showthread ... pid4488919

[da PAC Nigguh]

Why are these netflix projects all super dull and even worse than hollywood films???

Annihilation was the dumbest and most boring sci-fi ive ever seen...

I just watched The Titan. Absolutely awful.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Eidos Lara is a character made for boys. Square Enix Lara is a character made for girls.

This is a treasure hunter for girls:

[Kugelfisch]

And CHUD's The Dark Shape might just be the biggest faggot on the internet, literally flailing when someone suggested they make a movie based on the original game:

Yeah, why make something good when you can make something terrible for horny little boys

.

Eidos Lara is a character made for boys. Square Enix Lara is a character made for girls.

http://citizens.trouble.city/showthread ... pid4488919

>female Indiana Jones that's smart, upper class, badass and beautiful
>everything SJW fags say they want
<something terrible for horny boys
>dumb bitch that gets manhandled all day, poor, adventures by accident, didn't hit puberty
>everything no girl wants to be
<perfect role model

They don't even know what they want. Besides complaining.

[Kugelfisch]

I've watched Sicario just now. Pretty damn good movie.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I've watched Sicario just now. Pretty damn good movie.

Anything with Emily Blunt is instaskip for me

[TheManWithNoPlan]

I'm rewatching Battle Royale for the first time in years. Love the film not much else to say about it.

[veris leta facies]

Yeah, it's great. I recommend also to watch BR2 for the lulz. That one's really a Royale with Cheese. That guy playing the main protagonist Nanahara was quite good in the original BR but in that sequel I couldn't help but laughing at EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

[Kugelfisch]

I've seen the first three, I believe. I can't remember much about 2 and 3.