Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

[da PAC Nigguh]

Yeah, the kid who "built" an alarm clock by taking apart an alarm clock and thowing the strung-together pieces into a pencil box.

The MSM made it out like he was some genius inventor or some shit. Then his family moved back to Assfuckistan.

[Johnny]

How the fuck do these people even breed?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The same way all humans did it 100 years ago before the patriarchy took over: By creating offsprings through solid light constructs from magical moon beams.

[da PAC Nigguh]

There were no males until the early 20th century.

[RAPEMAN]

I think we used to spawn in the water like fish do.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There were no males until the early 20th century.

Penises are a social construct, invented by Hitler himself.

[Kugelfisch]

They really do have a pissing match as to who can come up with the most retarded shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Of course. That's why everyone on Tumblr has his own pronouns.

(Mine are timmy, timmys, timmyr, and timmyself. And no, my name is not Timmy. It's just a pronoun, silly.)

[Kugelfisch]

Reminds me of that Metokur video about headmates where all of the tumblr people also state in their bio that they have autism or schizophrenia.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Often self-diagnosed, so you know it's legit.