The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Guest]

Yeah, fuck Mike! Let's all just pretend that AVGN isn't a fucking scammer trying to bilk your hard-earned rupees with shitty Cheetamen roms.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Archfiend, crawl back to your hole before police starts looking for you again you crackhead.

[Angelfire Memes]

I can see how Mike seems tolerable to people when he turns it off and he just plays vidya and acts like a normal person. I have a low bar for INs, basically years of Spoony and DSP being miserable, cuntish streamers has plunged my standards into the shitter so if you look like you're at least having fun with something, that's a positive. Despite that, when he tries to be funny or does anything that's even remotely scripted it still makes me want to take a belt sander to his face.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I used to "watch" Mike's livestreams, but he seemed to get autismrage more and more frequently. I couldn't stand the autism anymore and now I can barely stand to watch JMM because of him.

[dannyboytbh]

I can't even keep his streams on as white noise anymore because one second he's mumbling to himself and the next he's screeching and screaming.

[Rushy]

I miss Bootsy. Was there ever a video of Bootsy and James on their own? Cause that'd be more relaxing than Zen.

[mad bum]

Having a real life.

[Tony Schiavone]

I can't even keep his streams on as white noise anymore because one second he's mumbling to himself and the next he's screeching and screaming.

No...
oh no...
Just dont. Why would you even give that fucker any views?
The higher his numbers, the more he can convince James he knows what he's doing and have control of the channel.

Without James and Bootsey, Cinemassaxre would be shittier than shit tier. Your basic old games play channel, but with someone whose sense of humor is stuck in Nintendo Power from 1995.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I used to "watch" Mike's livestreams, but he seemed to get autismrage more and more frequently. I couldn't stand the autism anymore and now I can barely stand to watch JMM because of him.

I can't even keep his streams on as white noise anymore because one second he's mumbling to himself and the next he's screeching and screaming.

You fucks are freaks. You really couldn't find anyone better to listen to in the background? What the fuck. That's like if I went and found DSP as the "best" of what twitch has to offer and settled with him, even though he's hopelessly boring when he's not straight up irritating.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

You fucks are freaks.

I can't speak for Danny Boy, but I sure am.