Movie Thread

[Liar Revealed]

I can't wait for them to get to And Then There Were None and try to somehow alter the name of Nigger Island.

Haven't they done that though? I mean, the original title of the book was Ten Little Niggers

Based on this charming old British children's song.

[Guest]

TOBE FAIR it made games like max payne pretty cool.

The movie should have been a straight Woo knock-off. Instead, it was a shitty CW drama with a two-minute PG shootout at the end. And oh Jesus was Mila Kunis miscast. Worst miscast until the 2018 Tomb Raider.

[Kugelfisch]

>watching vidya gaem movies
You're setting yourself up for a bad time.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Mila Kunis was in 10 little niggers?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Some people claimed Bright got shitty reviews because it was some kind of tool in the hollywood vs netflix war so I figured I cant take any reviews on this one seriously and decided to watch it.

The critics were right lol, this is the dumbest most retarded shit Ive ever seen, and Will Smith still cant act.
Was this film supposed to be subtle>? As in we werent supposed to think the orcs are niggers and the elves are jews? So on the nose (no pun intented) its not even trying....

The story and "plottwists" are 25 in a dozen and predictable as well. Seemed like a trilogy setup too but there was hardly enough in it for 1 movie to even get interesting.

Utter trash avoid at all costs. Not sure if there was a tranny in there. 2/10

[Kugelfisch]

It's written by Max Landis. No reviews required to know it's trash.

[Guest]

(((Mila Kunis))) was in 10 little niggers?

Ten little niggers were in Mila Kunis.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Utter trash avoid at all costs. Not sure if there was a tranny in there. 2/10

Depends. Was Jaden Smith in it?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Utter trash avoid at all costs. Not sure if there was a tranny in there. 2/10

Depends. Was Jaden Smith in it?

Not unless he was the little faery, also I dont know if he counts as a tranny yet until he cuts of his dick, he sure is forced in that direction by pops though.

Or perhaps we've been fooled and indeed Jaden is his daughter while the whipmyhairbacknforth girl is in actuality his son hmmmmmmm

[Guest]

Utter trash avoid at all costs. Not sure if there was a tranny in there. 2/10

Depends. Was Jaden Smith in it?

Not unless he was the little faery, also I dont know if he counts as a tranny yet until he cuts of his dick, he sure is forced in that direction by pops though.

Or perhaps we've been fooled and indeed Jaden is his daughter while the whipmyhairbacknforth girl is in actuality his son hmmmmmmm

Well they are ex-scientologists so add that Will Smith is a hasbeen hack and the rest of the family is a bunch of hacks (excluding Will older son from his first marriage) yeah that wouldn't surprise me