Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[drisko]

I didn't even know he got married again

I'd be surprised if it lasts to 2020.

Taking ass to mouth twice a week from Captain Backward Hat; living in a house that smells of cat piss and cigarettes; being surrounded by fast food wrappers, thrift store furniture, and decades worth of pornography; going to see every new film released at either midnight or 7AM; and having your social circle be a bunch of trailer trash Maury Show rejects 10+ years older than you is going to get the daddy issues out her system quite quickly.

Jillian was their age and she lasted just over two years. They married in late 2017 so I reckon Christmas 2019 is a good bet.

[CuckTurdginson]

here you guys go again overhyping 4/10 or 5/10 at best women.... you thirsty ass virgins lol

I said fairly attractive average looking girl. How the fuck is that overhyping. I'm saying even a 4/10 to is better then what Brad deserves and if she stays with Brad she will be a Lupa 2/10 or an April 0/10

April's at least a 13/10, come on now.

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

here you guys go again overhyping 4/10 or 5/10 at best women.... you thirsty ass virgins lol

I said fairly attractive average looking girl. How the fuck is that overhyping. I'm saying even a 4/10 to is better then what Brad deserves and if she stays with Brad she will be a Lupa 2/10 or an April 0/10

April's at least a 13/10, come on now.

For Carla maybe

[BobbyBoucher]

During the Hurricane Heist Midnight Screening, Brad talks about the knock-off Twister movies that aired around the time of its release. Laura wouldn't know, Brad, she was 1 or 2 years old at the time.

Brad probably turns his hat backwards so a shadow isn't cast over his face in his videos.

He also rents, but doesn't own his house. In a city where houses are ridiculously cheap. And he intensely hates all the religious people living around them. He's also surprised when limited release movies don't come to his small city.

I'm betting Lara will divorce Brad and start doing porn. But she'll only do one or two videos. Enough to ruin her reputation, but not enough to make money.

[drisko]

Laura's young, so she probably doesn't see renting as that bad, but at Brad's age he really should have at least put a deposit down on a house. Though an apartment would be fine since it's just the two of them and Brad mentioned he doesn't want kids.

As for the porn, I reckon the first will be one Brad wants to shoot, then she'll see all the thirsty boys wanting to give her money to fuck more guys so she'll divorce Brad to go do that, then after five years she'll be so used up she can do milf porn and look older than Lupa, Brad's third wife.

[Kugelfisch]

Renting a house is a waste of money. Buying it and paying off the loan costs about the same but you'll have something to show for at the end or can sell it. Rent is just gone.
Maybe Brad wasn't able to get a loan with decent interest.

[Guest]

Laura's young, so she probably doesn't see renting as that bad, but at Brad's age he really should have at least put a deposit down on a house. Though an apartment would be fine since it's just the two of them and Brad mentioned he doesn't want kids.

As for the porn, I reckon the first will be one Brad wants to shoot, then she'll see all the thirsty boys wanting to give her money to fuck more guys so she'll divorce Brad to go do that, then after five years she'll be so used up she can do milf porn and look older than Lupa, Brad's third wife.

Fourth if we count the one that got smart and ran away just before they got maried

[Cucksonjin]

Brad loves firends so much he wants to be Ross

[Guest]

Renting a house is a waste of money. Buying it and paying off the loan costs about the same but you'll have something to show for at the end or can sell it. Rent is just gone.
Maybe Brad wasn't able to get a loan with decent interest.

You really are the champ of repeating the stuff society brainwashes people with arent you?? Have you ever done any critical thinking in your life or do you only parrot the nonsense that has been told to you no matter how wrong??

[Guest]

Renting a house is a waste of money. Buying it and paying off the loan costs about the same but you'll have something to show for at the end or can sell it. Rent is just gone.
Maybe Brad wasn't able to get a loan with decent interest.

You really are the champ of repeating the stuff society brainwashes people with arent you?? Have you ever done any critical thinking in your life or do you only parrot the nonsense that has been told to you no matter how wrong??

I bet you've leased every car you've ever driven too, huh? Keep fighting the man, retard.