April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yes over the fireplace seems like the most logical place to put a bestiality rape painting. Lucky they don't have to worry about a guest ever coming in and seeing Aprils masturbation fantasy. Shouldn't she be more concerned about earning enough to eat than where to hang up that piece of shit?

They can sell the painting to Carl later.

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

Imagine the smell.

She probably reeks of dried up pussy juices

[mistermott]

SpoilerShow

we would need someone like big ear to keep tabs on spoony at this rate with how silent he has been since he's been banned from twitter then again we could just watch Oreo and see what happens lol.

[drisko]

I never imagined that a woman could be a chronic, shameless masturbator.

April is just a depraved pervert. Question is was she this way before she dated Spoony. She seems like a girl who hasn't dated much

Probably is, she's too lost in the fantasy world to want a real guy. I reckon she fantasised about getting famous through an e-celeb and that's why she whored herself out. Spoony might be the only guy she's dated. And we know she's the second girlfriend.

[Cucksonjin]

I never imagined that a woman could be a chronic, shameless masturbator.

April is just a depraved pervert. Question is was she this way before she dated Spoony. She seems like a girl who hasn't dated much

Probably is, she's too lost in the fantasy world to want a real guy. I reckon she fantasised about getting famous through an e-celeb and that's why she whored herself out. Spoony might be the only guy she's dated. And we know she's the second girlfriend.

She was in an abusive relationship before noah

[AngrySpoonySnob]

yeah with that creep of a father she cant stop talking about her wrestling herooo

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Imagine the smell.

She probably reeks of dried up pussy juices

That should be her new potion, the scent of sand

[pibbs]

Burst into tears?
BULL. FUCKING. SHIT! YOU LYING CUNT!

[Kugelfisch]

Blatant lie. Spoony won't hear about that until half a year from now.

[Guest]

Spoony was screaming "why it want me!? Ley me die ,sweet sweet booze!" while using his computer chair as a wheelchair