Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Poonoo]

I didn't even know he got married again

I'd be surprised if it lasts to 2020.

Taking ass to mouth twice a week from Captain Backward Hat; living in a house that smells of cat piss and cigarettes; being surrounded by fast food wrappers, thrift store furniture, and decades worth of pornography; going to see every new film released at either midnight or 7AM; and having your social circle be a bunch of trailer trash Maury Show rejects 10+ years older than you is going to get the daddy issues out her system quite quickly.

That and she is going through that edgy fedora tipping phase every atheist goes through. Once she grows out of that the appeal of Brad saying "fuck religion" will wear off and she will pay attention to what you pointed out and bail quickly while she is still young.

[Some Sick Fuck]

She's his Panda Lee.

Captain Backward Hat

That makes it sound much more manly that the cancer patient that we see in the videos

[Guest]

Life with 80s Dan is already taking its toll.

Compare this of her a year ago:

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To this one of her on the March 10 upload:

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[Kugelfisch]

So you're a baldy. Sucks shit for you, right tictac and CIAnigger? You decide to wear a hat to cover up your shame. Fine.
Why the fuck would you wear a baseball cap backwards and most importantly a snapback? I can see your lack of hair still, plus you look like a moron on top of your hairlessness! Nigger, you can't rock a snapback like that!

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

Life with 80s Dan is already taking its toll.

Compare this of her a year ago:

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To this one of her on the March 10 upload:

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She is fairly attractive in an average person kind of way. She is out of Brad's league. So Brad is making her in his league. If she doesn't leave him soon she will be in the April/Lupa category of women

[AngrySpoonySnob]

here you guys go again overhyping 4/10 or 5/10 at best women.... you thirsty ass virgins lol

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

here you guys go again overhyping 4/10 or 5/10 at best women.... you thirsty ass virgins lol

I said fairly attractive average looking girl. How the fuck is that overhyping. I'm saying even a 4/10 to is better then what Brad deserves and if she stays with Brad she will be a Lupa 2/10 or an April 0/10

[AngrySpoonySnob]

here you guys go again overhyping 4/10 or 5/10 at best women.... you thirsty ass virgins lol

I said fairly attractive average looking girl. How the fuck is that overhyping. I'm saying even a 4/10 to is better then what Brad deserves and if she stays with Brad she will be a Lupa 2/10 or an April 0/10

In order for me to be attracted to someone they have to be at least a 7, dont you understand what attraction means? You seeing such an average woman peaks your interest? Makes you want to get to know her? If not you are not attracted so she is not attractive in anyway.

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

here you guys go again overhyping 4/10 or 5/10 at best women.... you thirsty ass virgins lol

I said fairly attractive average looking girl. How the fuck is that overhyping. I'm saying even a 4/10 to is better then what Brad deserves and if she stays with Brad she will be a Lupa 2/10 or an April 0/10

In order for me to be attracted to someone they have to be at least a 7, dont you understand what attraction means? You seeing such an average woman peaks your interest? Makes you want to get to know her? If not you are not attracted so she is not attractive in anyway.

To Brad's fans she probably is a 7/10 at least. If I saw her for a brief second I may turn my head until I see her fully. She is no more then a 4/10 at the most.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm still much more surprised that she isn't a dangerhair or one of those "alt" girls. That's usually Brad's terrible taste.