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[Kugelfisch]

Possible #meagain blackmail?

He's a corny grandfather now. It's possible one of his dumbass grandchildren thinks the book is good.

[Guest]

It's not like Spielberg is some sort of deep artistic visionary or auteur. He just makes highly commercial nonsense for cash. RPO fits perfectly in the long line of garbage Spielberg pushes to the infantile masses he helped create.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Spielberg hasn't made a good film in fucking forever. Apparently a lot of people like Minority Report but I thought it was shit when it came out and remains shit to this day.

[Just Some Random Guy]

Spielberg hasn't made a good film in fucking forever. Apparently a lot of people like Minority Report but I thought it was shit when it came out and remains shit to this day.

I thought The Adventures of Tintin was pretty good.

That said, considering the source material, I don't expect too much from the film. Still, at least the movie will be spared the really bad prose that was in the book.

[RAPEMAN]

Spielberg hasn't made a good film in fucking forever. Apparently a lot of people like Minority Report but I thought it was shit when it came out and remains shit to this day.

That movie was the worst. Great logic involved. "So I'm going to kill a person at such at place, at such a time? I know I'll there!"

[GitGud]

Anyone remember those fake movie trailers for Minesweeper and Pac-Man? I get the exact same vibe from RPO. It just can't be real. It's impossible.

It's not like Hollywood makes shity movies based on low tier books. But they wouldn't base a movie on.....something like a 2D board game....*sneezBATTLESHIP*

[Guest]

That said, considering the source material, I don't expect too much from the film. Still, at least the movie will be spared the really bad prose that was in the book.

I doubt the diolouge would be much better.

[Keith Chegwin]

Possible #meagain blackmail?

He's a corny grandfather now. It's possible one of his dumbass grandchildren thinks the book is good.

His kids are like millennial age. It was probably one of them who suggested he do the film. The whole thing really does scream of a 'How do you do, fellow kids?'

[pibbs]

Like the desperate cuck he is, he's jumping on the RPO bashing bandwagon hoping Lindsay notices him.

[pibbs]

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