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[Keith Chegwin]

I think it's great that Lindsay hates RPO. Because she's exactly the target audience

[Guest]

I think it's great that Lindsay hates RPO. Because she's exactly the target audience

Fake geek girls who overanalyze pop culture trash via feminist ideology and exploit it for money?

[Keith Chegwin]

Pretty much

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ready Player One is possibly the worst bestselling sci-fi novel of all time. It's astonishingly bad. Here's an excerpt:

Anyone remember those fake movie trailers for Minesweeper and Pac-Man? I get the exact same vibe from RPO. It just can't be real. It's impossible.

[Cuckara]

Ready Player One fully deserves the shit it's receiving but Lindsay and the other "geeks" who are shitting on it hate it because it holds a mirror up to them and they don't like what they see. It, accidentally, exposes the soul-crushing emptiness of worshiping pop culture. Ernest Cline is the perfect embodiment of millennial manchildren.

[Cuckara]

Ready Player One is possibly the worst bestselling sci-fi novel of all time. It's astonishingly bad. Here's an excerpt:

Anyone remember those fake movie trailers for Minesweeper and Pac-Man? I get the exact same vibe from RPO. It just can't be real. It's impossible.

It's 100% real and it has been adapted by the guy who made Jaws and Indiana Jones. Sometimes reality is more horrifying than nightmares.

[Keith Chegwin]

Jaws and Indiana Jones were a really long time ago, and I seem to remember Spielberg's most recent films being shit. He's one of those Hollywood types that are just too stubborn to retire.

[Cuckara]

It's still really surreal he has sunk this low. He has so much power he can do whatever he wants and I'm sure there are plenty of novels he would rather adapt than Ready Player One. Is he so tasteless he genuinely enjoys RPO? Did the studio offer an insanely big paycheck? Has Ernest Cline stalked him for years and collected enough dirt on him to force him into this?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Possible #meagain blackmail?

[JL Unlimited]

Anyone remember those fake movie trailers for Minesweeper