April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[mad bum]

Yo is wulfen April in disguise?

[Angelfire Memes]

Surely after your thousandth thirsty tweet that goes unnoticed by the recipients you’d give up and get a hobby or something. I know thirst is a powerful force but I do question what Carl gets out of this when no one responds to or likes his posts.

Maybe they’ll notice him when he gets his Marilyn Manson abs.

[MegaNigger]

Surely after your thousandth thirsty tweet that goes unnoticed by the recipients you’d give up and get a hobby or something. I know thirst is a powerful force but I do question what Carl gets out of this when no one responds to or likes his posts.

Maybe they’ll notice him when he gets his Marilyn Manson abs.

They'll notice him when they wake up in the middle of the night to a steaming load in their eyes.

[Kugelfisch]

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Quality fucking shitpost! Is that an altered copy pasta? The Argonian Maid bit seems familiar.

[Guest]

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Quality fucking shitpost! Is that an altered copy pasta? The Argonian Maid bit seems familiar.

its a book in skyrim

[Kugelfisch]

Ah, right. Thought I've heard that before somewhere.

[Nehezir]

eh, I can't really call April fucked up. she's just some thirsty nearly-middle aged woman with a few fetishes and shit taste in men.

[wulfenlord]

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Quality fucking shitpost! Is that an altered copy pasta? The Argonian Maid bit seems familiar.

Pure oc shitpost. I chose to stop there, because i was close to vomiting myself

[drisko]

Didn't she throw her tits at Linky as well? He didn't get a taste of tranny dick yet back then so of course he wasn't interested.

Yep, but from all the stories I've heard, Lewis creeps on girls he likes but never asks them out. His only relationships have been with Liz and Viga because both of them made the first move. Now if April had said "Hey, do you want to get some coffee after this" she'd probably be in Minnesota freezing her tits off but able to mooch off $2500 a month, plus whatever he makes on ads. $30000 a year isn't much but it's five times what Spoony's pulling in.

[Guest]

Didn't she throw her tits at Linky as well? He didn't get a taste of tranny dick yet back then so of course he wasn't interested.

Yep, but from all the stories I've heard, Lewis creeps on girls he likes but never asks them out. His only relationships have been with Liz and Viga because both of them made the first move. Now if April had said "Hey, do you want to get some coffee after this" she'd probably be in Minnesota freezing her tits off but able to mooch off $2500 a month, plus whatever he makes on ads. $30000 a year isn't much but it's five times what Spoony's pulling in.

I still say Orcril is way too feminine for Linky's tastes.