April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[drisko]

We talk about it sometimes, but remember when April was interviewing the TGWTG cast? She was clearly trying to be a starfucker, or the e-celeb equivalent. She had her tits pushed up and cleavage on full display. Who knows how many TGWTG celebs she banged offscreen, but Spoons was the only one who jumped to put her in a relationship.

What attracted to her spoony was her bizarre fangirl shipping crush on him and similar e-celebs. Plus, he was semi-rich and famous at the time.

And now he's nothing. She's probably wishing she could have ended up with Linkara because at least he has a work ethic.

It'd be funny to go back in time, make Spoony sick for that con and then hint to April that Lewis will go out with any chick who asks him (Which is true) and then travel to now and see how different Spoony is. Did he stay with Miles and keep a steady schedule? Or was he always destined to be a drunken waste of potential, enabler or no enabler?

[Kugelfisch]

Didn't she throw her tits at Linky as well? He didn't get a taste of tranny dick yet back then so of course he wasn't interested.

[Vaporwear]

We talk about it sometimes, but remember when April was interviewing the TGWTG cast? She was clearly trying to be a starfucker, or the e-celeb equivalent. She had her tits pushed up and cleavage on full display. Who knows how many TGWTG celebs she banged offscreen, but Spoons was the only one who jumped to put her in a relationship.

What attracted to her spoony was her bizarre fangirl shipping crush on him and similar e-celebs. Plus, he was semi-rich and famous at the time.

And now he's nothing. She's probably wishing she could have ended up with Linkara because at least he has a work ethic.

It'd be funny to go back in time, make Spoony sick for that con and then hint to April that Lewis will go out with any chick who asks him (Which is true) and then travel to now and see how different Spoony is. Did he stay with Miles and keep a steady schedule? Or was he always destined to be a drunken waste of potential, enabler or no enabler?

Let's not forget that Spoony always had a spotty schedule, it was always an issue and his fanbase would bring it up often even back before April or before moving out of Mile's place.

I think the Patreon was what did him in. 5K a month and all he had to do was nothing? Of course he decided to give up writing reviews, he's lazy and he's getting free money, and he was too short-sighted to realize that most of these guys would expect him to keep making reviews as most of his old fans weren't retarded trannies dealing with "dark times", some were just idiots with too much money.

[Kugelfisch]

Let's not forget that Spoony always had a spotty schedule, it was always an issue and his fanbase would bring it up often even back before April or before moving out of Mile's place.

Yup. He never got a steady two week rhythm going. When he joined TGWTG he uploaded one video and then nothing for two months. We was doing that shitty show about public domain movies for some public TV channel. That didn't work out and he decided to upload that crap instead, spread over several weeks. Not in addition to actual TSE videos but instead of them.
He effectively didn't make a proper video review for months.
But he did have Dr. Insano merchandise ready right the instant he made that (total garbage) character up.

He's been Bad Spoony shortly before joining TGWTG already. Since then, he's been Shit Spoony and even lazier than before.
I can't fault him for not being consistent, though. He's been on a constant decline ever since Bayu Billy.

[pibbs]

Confirmed: she's 36. She's way past prime. She has to stick it out with Sploon, no one wants a near 40 year old t-shirt folder. She's brings nothing to the table for any other male.

[Guest]

Confirmed: she's 36. She's way past prime. She has to stick it out with Sploon, no one wants a near 40 year old t-shirt folder. She's brings nothing to the table for any other male.

Menopause is gonna hit her harder than spoons ever could

[Guest]

Confirmed: she's 36. She's way past prime. She has to stick it out with Sploon, no one wants a near 40 year old t-shirt folder. She's brings nothing to the table for any other male.

Women don't bring anything to the table for men in general though. They want you to work yourself to death while they spit out kids you find out you don't really want...I swear I'm not talking from experience.

[Guest]

[mad bum]

Carl drinks all that water and here he is still thirsty.

[Le Redditeur]

Only April's cum can saciate his thirst.