April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cucksonjin » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:21 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
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Forums down? Twitter stolen? Patreon dwindling? Donations drying up?
Her man's kingdom slowly falling apart everywhere. No contact with the outside world, too diseased to get help. Jackson's swooping in to make his move to steal Boss away.

Let's see how Ocrril's reacting:
...yup.
atleast she learned to drive, last year she couldnt. best bet is she is getting ready to run away in the middle of the night leanna style stealing spoons computer

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:41 pm

She'll take his steam account and computer because it has her 1000 skyrim mods already downloaded just how she likes.

Also

>listening to vidya gaem music in your car

Mild tism

>listening to SKYRIM music in your car

Massive tism

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How does she not instantly recognize the skyrim theme? I don't even play Skyrim anymore, but it's the most memorable music in the game.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:33 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:41 pm
She'll take his steam account and computer because it has her 1000 skyrim mods already downloaded just how she likes.

Also

>listening to vidya gaem music in your car

Mild tism

>listening to SKYRIM music in your car

Massive tism

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How does she not instantly recognize the skyrim theme? I don't even play Skyrim anymore, but it's the most memorable music in the game.
You forgot

>listening to SYMPHONIC METAL covers of Skyrim music in your car

Symphonic metal is the most autistic genre of music there is to begin with.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:45 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:41 pm
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How does she not instantly recognize the skyrim theme? I don't even play Skyrim anymore, but it's the most memorable music in the game.
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Probably replaced the entire OST with the "Moaning & Bull Screams" mod.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:02 pm

"shattering arms and protecting boss are the duties of a real man" - Jackson jin
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:11 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:33 pm
Symphonic metal is the most autistic genre of music there is to begin with.
100% gay shit. For those into the Bieber but too insecure to be a faggot openly. :lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:57 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:11 pm
Angelfire Memes wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:33 pm
Symphonic metal is the most autistic genre of music there is to begin with.
100% gay shit. For those into the Bieber but too insecure to be a faggot openly. :lol:
Fuck you guys let's see you play them masterful melodies on your Lute! :lol:

I love power metal. The more dragons, wizards and gay shit the better.

There is some serious tism though. God help you if you know people like that and DARE like to listen to anything else.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:17 pm

I can't tell if metal itself is autistic or just has the most autistic fans.
Whatever it is I can't handle it, theres only so much tism one man can absorb.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:30 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:57 pm

I love power metal. The more dragons, wizards and gay shit the better.
I agree to a point. Enjoy.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:45 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:15 pm
drisko wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:03 am
She probably assumes big tits = sexy regardless of anything else.
She doesn't even have big tits. Fat but flat is the worst of all hells.
Never seen the photos so I just assumed some fat went to the tits. But yeah, if it all goes to the gut you're fucked.

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