Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I'm in Ohio and the football thing is a joke, the reason why they sell out tickets is because it's the economy around here. High school football is a huge deal also and I remember my city literally closing all the main streets for a parade because there team won.

I'm from there originally. Ohio is full of depressed shit people and the girls are fatties.

[ban]

SpoilerShow

Spoony likes wrestling, because he is a mark. Not a "smart mark." Just a mark.
He whines and bitches all day, the tunes in to faithfully watch all the pay-per-views and shows, and then marks out for certain things above others while endlessly posting videos Twitter comments on how to "fix" it.

Someone else bought him the WWE Network, yet even though he doesn't pay for it (and would feel obligated to watch in that regard), he still does. He claims it quits it every other week, yet goes right back to the same memes and old Botchamania references with all the new shit (didn't he burn his bridges with Maffew?).


Idiots like him are the reason a product never gets any better. Here in burgerland we call it "The Cleveland Browns" example--I'm sure those of you can think of another example in your country. It's a sports team that it mired in serious, comical level of losing and failure (just went winless this season, only third time that's happened in modern NFL). Yet the 'fans' still show up and pay to get in. The wear bags on their head, they complain, complain, complain. But they shell out their season tickets and fan jerseys, year after year.

Why the hell should the Browns give a crap about improving, if they know they'll always sell out? Why bother if you've already got the guaranteed money? Ditto with other fanboy/girl diehards--like those cringey Disney-philes--and especially WWE. The show is garbage for a lot of reasons. But why should they change if they know their core audience will never leave them?

There's nothing about supporting a team that makes you a better fan. You look like an idiot. They're stupid enough not to realize the best way to protest is to vote with their dollar. Yet he and every other amateur podcaster out there know that they need to support it, and promote it, to keep audience and making money on their shows.

I can get it with WWE, despite not watching wrestling for as long as some other members in the forum but what you describe is also the Donning-Krueger syndrome normalfags get when buying EA and Activision games. Though Spoony being a mark is part of the joke and why I chose AJ and his memes.

[Some Sick Fuck]

We shouldn't forget the fact the Cult of Scammy is a bunch of lying scamming pathological psychopathic virtue signaling crybullying liars (e.g. Muh heart condition, Cuckson's imaginary girlfriend, Emir's sock shock assault on reddit).

Can I just ask where do you find these things? Do you have a massive collection of everything Spooner has written or said on twatter in the past (and this is really old, I had no idea he was already around in 2006), or did someone else with massive sperg-collection happened to post it?

[Guest]

Spoony's Forums are vomiting up a ton of mySQL/php errors.

[RabidDingo]

One off the forum buddies arrived at the Reddit crying about the end of the Spoony forum. Slowly Spoony's former glory is crashing down around him.

[wulfenlord]

Spoony could always contact Scarlett to repair the forum if his comp sci tome of knowledge is depleted :3

[rabidtictac]

Figures he's too lazy to care about his forum. He hasn't been there in years.

[drisko]

Spoony could always contact Scarlett to repair the forum if his comp sci tome of knowledge is depleted :3

He'd probably start crying the second he dialled the first digit, or remembered she has his number blocked.

[veris leta facies]

Isn't TSE forums runned by its moderators? If Spoony is the only admin there then they are fucked.

[Poonoo]

Spoony's Forums are vomiting up a ton of mySQL/php errors.

Fucker is trying to steal my thunder.

Isn't TSE forums runned by its moderators? If Spoony is the only admin there then they are fucked.

Not even an admin can fix that issue unless he has other people accessing the site files which I doubt. That forum is as good as dead since he gives no fucks about his fans and fixing technical shit like that would actually be work, it was a fucking pain in the ass for me to fix the technical shit here and I'm NOT a lazy worthless piece of shit like him.