Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

The hell does reddit gold even do?

We need to give DHI gold to like otter and Tony

Seconded. Those stream roundups are great

[Some Sick Fuck]

As far as I remember, it mainly hides ads, otherwise I can't think of any benefits. And given how pathetic reddit communities are, because most of the subs are full of ego-tripping moderators obsessing over controling others, it really is one of the most worthless things to give to someone else. Thanks for gold random stranger! Yeah, thanks for wasting your money on me, random douchebag...

[Guest]

As if any currency is worth more than the almighty upboat.

[pibbs]

Can we agree that Spoony is the most pathetic of all INs?

This... is actually a legit statement.
Is there anybody who fell harder from their riches to rags, harder than Spoony?
For no other reason than being a lazy sack of shit?
I don't think I can think of any.

Jewario.
In an instant.

[pibbs]

Can we agree that Spoony is the most pathetic of all INs?

This... is actually a legit statement.
Is there anybody who fell harder from their riches to rags, harder than Spoony?
For no other reason than being a lazy sack of shit?
I don't think I can think of any.

Jewario.
In an instant, went from something to nothing.

[Tony Schiavone]

[[[Continuing from Part Two!]]]

Will Cuckson finally finish the adoption papers, to become the mother and father Spoony never had?
Will they run away North to leave happily ever after among the Leafs, to leave immigrants and border problems behind for Prince Miles and his Pocho Popper to clean up?

Once again, boys and girls, it appears to be time...for...

Spoony's Panhandling Stream Roundup

[MY PERSONA IS TOO SMART TO BE SWATTED Edition]

I tally it so you don't have to. All dollar amounts in USD, because burgerland = #1. Convert as necessary for your country.

Vital Statistics (Part Three):

• Total time: 1:36:00
  Total haul: $91.00
  Begging Efficiency Per Hour (BEPH): $56.88. [Better, but still terrible. Total viewings also down. Thankfully, he can rely on his most useful of idiots to bail him out reliably. His best bet honestly is the pity money he gets from trolls, if he does it this frequently enough.]
  
  Cuckson Sightings: Apocalypse_Andy gets to show up and pretend to be Cuckson for about twenty minutes, until the real deal comes in to take control of the playground. He definitely the kid who thinks he's best friends with Noah because he can talk more authoritatively and has a meager amount of power.
  
  • Proceeds to mother him after the big boss fight where they seemed to have a disagreement. "You back into the plot or still cheesed about it?"
    (Spoony ignores him).
  • White knights and makes excuses to explain a fictional video game character
  • Pretends he's a part of Spoony's conversations when he's thinking out loud for what to do next in game (specifically,
    social link)
  • Has a serious talk about how Spoony must be using Confidents, and must do so even when playing on his own (Can't play the game without following the Cuckson guide, oh no)
  • Fights off threats to Boss, calms the fears and cries of chat. "I assure you it's like 2 people making new accounts."
  • Is sad that Youtube does not currently allow IP banning.
  • "The trolls shall never win! This I swear it...BY THE POWER OF BANHAMMER!"

Quotes and Other Items of Note
[Best snippets, in chronological time order.]

• We are once again coming LIVE from SPOONY'S BASEMENT! He's adjusted the camera to show that he does have some actual shelves and stuff down there.

• Chat starts off with a "hay gurl." Spoony weakly smiles back, "Hey something." (Not sure he understands.)
  He then rants about the ice skating in the intro, saying how the whimsy has left the game after a four hour drag. He hopes it picks up.

• Mass_Murder_Andy shows up two minutes in. He's glad YT streaming is working for him again. (That's all he has to say for ten minutes).

• Spoony admits he played ahead between sessions to try and get to the actual gameplay. However, he couldn't beat the boss because he doesn't have the heart's greatest desire treasure. Complains how it doesn't make sense to send them a threatening letter to make them more vulnerable to stealing it.
  When chat says its a huge debate in the game, Spoony is relieved that they're addressing what an important detail it is. With that, he begins.

• 8:22. Spoony puts on his Spider Jerusalem glasses. He calls them his "Persona TV World shades." It lasts for a full 20 secoinds before he takes them off; he says they hurt him.

• $10.00 quote from 'Chris Holder'--"Hope you enjoy the game as much as I did. Put around 160 hours into it." (Spoony hopes he would enjoy it enough to play that long "if I ever have that much time." Drippy irony.) Later muses that Persona 3 wasn't even 160 hours long.

• $5.00 quote from 'The Free Man'--"Thought you were sick of persona?...Also give Oreo a pet for me buddy" (Spoony says its the right time to see the glorious purple g-string)

• Machine_Gun_Andy bizarrely yells in all caps how he's gonna eat ice cream and pizza all day. (I guess because Spoony mentioned a demon sitting on a giant toilet?) Rest of chat is firmly on Spoony's boner (though some are still confused if he's no longer on Twitter)

• Andy keeps randomly yelling IN CAPS about the Youtube subscription system. He then settles down into steady Cuckson-esque posting. Spoony manages to win first part of the boss fight.

• Sheriff Cuckson appears at 23:50. After looking to be briefed on the situation, he immediately looks to help Boss and curry his thanks by explaining how items work.

• Spoony comments the boss is hard. Jackson is there to play parent: "You ARE playing on Normal, Spoony. Don't fret the bosses too much, unless you REALLY fuck up these are easy."
  Spoony angrily rebels: "What do you mean I shouldn't too much…he's beating my ass!"

• $20.00 quote from Corey'--"shout out to Imnot and malice is lame"

• Jackson (kind of) stands up for himself: "I've played this a few times. If you were underleveled for his he'd be one shotting you"
  Spoony ignores, soon finishes him off. Jackson goes back to cheerleading.

• Spoony makes a lame Matt Hardy reference that chat immediately fans and eats over.

• $5.00 quote from 'dkormos4'--"All hail Spoony!" (Spoony nods approvingly)

• Grenadier_Andy posts back up to Cuckson levels, desperate for attention. He eventually starts to answer his own questions. (Spoony gets annoyed he can't tell a Mona from Morgana)

• $10.00 quote from 'Gary Willcoxon'--"Meant to send you more. I hope you do more reviews! Your so good at it spoony!! "

• Spoony complains that he doesn't have time to do/use Confidents in game because the cat keeps getting in the way.

• Cuckson is practically begging Spoony at this point to start following his advice and use Confidents. (Feels like this game is for Cuckson to show off his fancy toy he knows all about, that Spoony must play properly to appreciate and bask in his glory)
  Spoony instead explores a few shops...like Cuckson told him he could a couple minutes earlier.

• Spoony finally ends up at the doctor Cuckson wants him to go. (FFS, let the man play the game)
  Cuckson doesn't have time to enjoy it because INFILTRATORS START SPAWNING! Cue the "Will you Vote for Apaio?" chat trolls.

• "Every time you ban someone, [it's] like a fully new account," observes Noah. "God, that's some sad dedication…it's obsessive."
  He pouts about the offensive harassment and the time and effort they could be accomplishing anything else, like laundry.

• $5.00 from 'exlibris333'--"Don't let the bastards get you down."
  (All this reaction from one comment Spoony probably didn't even see...smh.)

• Spoony randomly waters a plant in his room, which sends Cuckson into a tizzy about how he HAS to feed the plants, and also how he HAS to buy smoothies, and he HAS to get a recipe to craft a Lockpick, and, and...
  (I think I prefer Lame-Joke Cuckson to Annoying-Taskmaster-Do What I Want Cuckson. Hell, even Full-Of-Opinions Cuckson is more tolerable)

• Trolls irritating chat more. Spoony gets mad that he has to do a simple puzzle based on the four color theroum.

• Another donor gives $4.00 to ask if Spoony will be joining the Lord British game. He ignores to grip about the puzzle.
  Jackson of course is right there to say that it's hard one for players, and not to feel bad.

• 1:05:01. Spoony threatens to shut down the chat, saying it's "getting out of hand in there."
  Jackson protests that it's not all like that. "Me and Andy have this shit on LOCK"

• Rail_Gun_Andy says that he will leave in 20 minutes, and Jinson must face the dark world of trolls...alone: "Give me your strength, Shooter_Andy!"
  Chat cheers, calls for the banhammer. They both fight over it briefly.

• Once again, Spoony explains he dindu nuffin' to get banned from Twitter and nobody told him why no appeal. "I doubt anyone even reads the ticket."
  Says he just got a form letter. Chat wonders when Trump will ban anime.

• Spoony can't even do a frigging crossword puzzle without Jackson running his big mouth.

• Pessimistic, frustrated Spoony starting to creep in. Starting to wear down and just take some of Cuckson's neverending "advice."

• 1:22:19. 'Jay Voo' in chat tells him "your new life as a woman has certainly perked you up."
  Spoony agrees--slightly bemused, clearly irritated.

• Spoony goes for a five minute rant about bathing habits. Cuckson thinks the trolls are stopping because they've finally had enough. (It's really because they know the stream is almost over)

• Cuckson wants Spoony to gain more levels; however, Spoony needs a break and a drink, because his throat is almost shredded.
  After being told it's OK--and take his time--from You-Know-Who, Spoony finishes the day and stops.

• He's not sure if he wants to keep playing, as he says he has plenty of console choices down in the basement. 'Zamrock' shows up to drop $20.00 for the 'entertainment' and kiss ass, as usual.
  Spoony thinks he will probably stick with the game and reminds his few views to subscribe. Jackson wishes him a good drink and asks to hit him up on Skype if he wants later.

Whew! This session was particularly rich in irony.
Will the next episode be just as bad?
Stay tuned!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think it's becoming increasingly obvious that Cuckson wants to wear Spoony's skin. It's like he wants to reach out to the stream and take what is (supposedly) his.

Jewario.
In an instant, went from something to nothing.

From zero to an hero.

[Guest]

Every time you ban someone, [it's] like a fully new account," observes Noah. "God, that's some sad dedication…it's obsessive."
He pouts about the offensive harassment and the time and effort they could be accomplishing anything else, like laundry.

Spoony honestly thinks the trolls are just a couple of the same people over and over, making new accounts, not half his remaining audience, who watch out of morbid curiosity and occasionally see if they can screw with him. Bless his arrogant, delusional heart.

•$5.00 from 'exlibris333'--"Don't let the bastards get you down."
(All this reaction from one comment Spoony probably didn't even see...smh.)

This is one reason I'm not keen on trolling Spoony. The cultists take it as a sign to offer up more money unto him.

•1:22:19. 'Jay Voo' in chat tells him "your new life as a woman has certainly perked you up."
Spoony agrees--slightly bemused, clearly irritated.

The trans Spoony saga just keeps getting better and better.

[sanicvr00m]

It's a brilliant saga because, as a militant libtard, he's forfeited the right to express distaste at the idea of trannies. Every time it gets brought up he has to pretend to be cool with it. His haters have found a way to pick on him without getting banhammered. And his fans are so dumb and cucked themselves they gladly eg it on

[Guest]

Can we report his patreon on grounds of promoting violence/triggering us with that profile image?

Now that his Twitter is gone this is the logical next step