Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Charlar]

The slowest of all deaths, enveloped by none but enablers he hates. What more terrible thing could one wish upon him?

Depends what's the worst thing that can be done to his corpse

[Kugelfisch]

Being found weeks later, rotten. April knowing nothing because they didn't live with each other for months.

[rabidtictac]

She'd discover his body weeks later when the smell got bad enough. She thought that awful smell was normal at first, but then the maggots showed up and tipped her off. She finally opened the door to his room after leaving it closed for six months. The body looked greasy and disgusting, so she had to get closer to determine if he was actually dead.

Oreo was still perfectly fine because, naturally, he/she (I don't remember which) had been living with April in her room for over a year. April is sole caregiver, show-shoveler and breadwinner in the family.

[Radiaz]

Can we agree that Spoony is the most pathetic of all INs?

This... is actually a legit statement.
Is there anybody who fell harder from their riches to rags, harder than Spoony?
For no other reason than being a lazy sack of shit?
I don't think I can think of any.

[Guest]

She wouldn't notice to smell because her awful """"perfume"""" smells just as bad.

[bbcX]

[Vaporwear]

29 bucks for almost 2 hours of streaming? As we all could've guessed Spoony's handful of debilitated tranny fans can only give so much before they run out of money from their mom's allowance/government welfare/their minimum wage part time job. I have to believe that Spoony's disgust at the idea of even thanking these losers for tipping anything to him has at least encouraged some of them to give up on the venture, even they expect at least acknowledgment from their depressed master.

I honestly don't get why anyone wants to watch these. He's just rambling nonsense and spitefully hating whichever game he plays while also barely responding to his own fans. Yeah, it's funny to listen to him scream at a game when he fails to understand even the most basic of gameplay mechanics, but honestly it's only funny when someone else edits out the hours upon hours of dead air first, otherwise it's just not worth it. He's fat, he's pale, he's greasy, his facial hair is vomit inducing, he's not charismatic, and there's nothing appealing about him anymore, and yet these last group of losers still watch him, eager for his approval. It's fascinating and disturbing all at once.

The slowest of all deaths, enveloped by none but enablers he hates. What more terrible thing could one wish upon him?

At this point actual death sounds like a better option, I know I would've put a bullet in my head if my life was anything as awful as his. I want to say he should die, but death is too good for a loser like him.

[rabidtictac]

Yeah, it's funny to listen to him scream at a game when he fails to understand even the most basic of gameplay mechanics, but honestly it's only funny when someone else edits out the hours upon hours of dead air first, otherwise it's just not worth it.

He really needs a community of This Is How You Don't Play spergs surrounding him. His shitty streams would be funny if edited down like tihydp videos, but I'm not about to watch that shit raw.

[Guest]

Yeah, it's funny to listen to him scream at a game when he fails to understand even the most basic of gameplay mechanics, but honestly it's only funny when someone else edits out the hours upon hours of dead air first, otherwise it's just not worth it.

He really needs a community of This Is How You Don't Play spergs surrounding him. His shitty streams would be funny if edited down like tihydp videos, but I'm not about to watch that shit raw.

Someone should give Reddit gold to the guy who reposted the timestamp of the Fallout 2 "I DON'T FUCKING CAAAAAAAARE!"

[mad bum]

The hell does reddit gold even do?

We need to give DHI gold to like otter and Tony