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[Pope Corky III]

Oh look, a guest poster whose absolutely right and a regular poster who's wrong. Fuck you faggots and trying to "make sluts accountable" and "it has a heartbeat" horseshit.

Please enlighten me, when does life begin?

It began a billion years ago, get fucked with that church shit.

Also, when it pops out of the cunt.

[Guest]

Theocracy now.

[Liar Revealed]

Oh look, a guest poster whose absolutely right and a regular poster who's wrong. Fuck you faggots and trying to "make sluts accountable" and "it has a heartbeat" horseshit.

Please enlighten me, when does life begin?

It began a billion years ago, get fucked with that church shit.

Ah, can't answer that, can you. I've been able to stump every single shitlib with that question.
You guys claim to be the party of science, but y'all really don't understand biology at all. Instead, you're the ones writing myths now.

[MegaNigger]

I mean, does life start at the heart beat?

If you have a pace maker can I kill you? :3

[Kugelfisch]

It began a billion years ago, get fucked with that church shit.

Also, when it pops out of the cunt.

That's bullshit and you know it, you drama whore.

And all that is fine, as long as there is an option for them to go to a doctor to potentially scrape that shit out.

Fine only as an option to prevent even more suffering of a potential child that would be forced to live a terrible life with terrible parents. Not fine as in those fucking shitheads don't have to have it get to that point in the first place.

[Kugelfisch]

I mean, does life start at the heart beat?

If you have a pace maker can I kill you? :3

It's just not that fucking easy and it's not even important in the first place. What if the answer was scientifically and to the point in every single case "thirty days after insemination"? You think a bitch would be super okay with the procedure up until 30 days but feel like a legit murderer after it?
It's one of the few cases where fee fees are actually important because they create the whole situation in reality and are what will shape the future of those people involved. Abortion will always remain a last resort and will almost never lead into a happy life together.
Save yourself the trouble and diseases right away with an easy measure. You give control away from you for then and the following months, potentially your entire life by banking on abortion. And don't think she won't hold that shit over you. None of you can be that naive. Not even Lindsay "scrape that curry away" Ellis just put that away like nothing, despite her talking hard today. You're in a lose-lose situation. She doesn't do it, you're fucked. She does and you've got a crazy bitch on your hand so you're fucked as well.

[Keith Chegwin]

Oh look, a guest poster whose absolutely right and a regular poster who's wrong. Fuck you faggots and trying to "make sluts accountable" and "it has a heartbeat" horseshit.

Oh look, an unfortunately not rare occasion where Corky says something absolutely retarded.

Nobody cast judgment on abortion you presumptuous dickhead. We were making fun of Lindsay because the immediate go-to in her immature little mind is 'Get rid of it'.

[Pope Corky III]

Please enlighten me, when does life begin?

It began a billion years ago, get fucked with that church shit.

Ah, can't answer that, can you. I've been able to stump every single shitlib with that question.
You guys claim to be the party of science, but y'all really don't understand biology at all. Instead, you're the ones writing myths now.

Fuck off with your faggot projection and way to miss my edit. Time to drop the Carlin truth bomb.

Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place, huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it?They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women.They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

Pro-life… You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And, you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn’t they?! They knew how to put on a fucking protest. Light yourself on FIRE!! C’mon, you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke. To match that fire in your belly.

Here’s another question I have: how come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens… See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cuz chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen. ‘Cuz chickens are decent people.

But let’s get back to this abortion shit. Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there’s a miscarriage they don’t have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say “we have two children and one on the way” instead of saying “we have three children?” People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process. Continuous, just keeps rolling along. Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

And say you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. What about the carbon atoms? Hah? Human life could not exist without carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn’t be burning all this coal? Just looking for a little consistency here in these anti-abortion arguments. See the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization. Fertilization, when the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is usually a few moments after the man says “Gee, honey, I was going to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me.”

But even after the egg is fertilized, it’s still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins, and not every egg makes it that far.Eighty percent of a woman’s fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins, and yet they are fertilized eggs. So basically what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who’s had more than more than one period is a serial killer! Consistency. Consistency. Hey, hey, if they really want to get serious, what about all the sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man, one of these pro-life guys who’s watching cums in his pants, huh? Here’s a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little Vinnies and Debbies, and nobody’s saying a word to the guy. Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Now, speaking of consistency, Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of reason, Catholics and other Christians are against abortions, and they’re against homosexuals. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals?! Leave these fucking people alone, for Christ sakes! Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion! And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside! You’d think they’d make natural allies. Go look for consistency in religion. And speaking of my friends the Catholics, when John Cardinal O’Connor of New York and some of these other Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they’ve raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I’ll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion. I’m sure it’ll be interesting. Enlightening, too. But, in the meantime what they ought to be doing is telling these priests who took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the altar boys! Keep your hands to yourself, Father! You know? When Jesus said “Suffer the little children come unto me”, that’s not what he was talking about!

So you know what I tell these anti-abortion people? I say “Hey. Hey. If you think a fetus is more important that a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of your underwear. For no pay and no pension.” I tell them “Think of an abortion as term limits. That’s all it is. Biological term limits.

But you know, the longer you listen to this abortion debate, the more you hear this phrase “sanctity of life”. You’ve heard that. Sanctity of life. You believe in it? Personally, I think it’s a bunch of shit. Well, I mean, life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death. Has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians all taking turns killing each other ‘cuz God told them it was a good idea. The sword of God, the blood of the land, vengeance is mine. Millions of dead motherfuckers. Millions of dead motherfuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question. “You believe in God?” “No.” *Pdoom*. Dead. “You believe in God?” “Yes.” “You believe in my God? “No.” *Poom*. Dead. “My God has a bigger dick than your God!” Thousands of years. Thousands of years, and all the best wars, too. The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me. Hey, any time a bunch of holy people want to kill each other I’m a happy guy.

But don’t be giving me all this shit about the sanctity of life. I mean, even if there were such a thing, I don’t think it’s something you can blame on God. No, you know where the sanctity of life came from? We made it up. You know why? ‘Cuz we’re alive. Self-interest. Living people have a strong interest in promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred. You don’t see Abbott and Costello running around, talking about this shit, do you? We’re not hearing a whole lot from Mussolini on the subject. What’s the latest from JFK? Not a goddamn thing. ‘Cuz JFK, Mussolini and Abbott and Costello are fucking dead. They’re fucking dead. And dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life. Only living people care about it so the whole thing grows out of a completely biased point of view. It’s a self serving, man-made bullshit story.

It’s one of these things we tell ourselves so we’ll feel noble. Life is sacred. Makes you feel noble. Well let me ask you this: if everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die, where does the sacred part come in? I’m having trouble with that. ‘Cuz, I mean, even with all this stuff we preach about the sanctity of life, we don’t practice it. We don’t practice it. Look at what we’d kill: Mosquitoes and flies. ‘Cuz they’re pests. Lions and tigers. ‘Cuz it’s fun! Chickens and pigs. ‘Cuz we’re hungry. Pheasants and quails. ‘Cuz it’s fun. And we’re hungry. And people. We kill people… ‘Cuz they’re pests. And it’s fun!

And you might have noticed something else. The sanctity of life doesn’t seem to apply to cancer cells, does it? You rarely see a bumper sticker that says “Save the tumors.”. Or “I brake for advanced melanoma.”. No, viruses, mold, mildew, maggots, fungus, weeds, E. Coli bacteria, the crabs. Nothing sacred about those things. So at best the sanctity of life is kind of a selective thing. We get to choose which forms of life we feel are sacred, and we get to kill the rest. Pretty neat deal, huh? You know how we got it? We made the whole fucking thing up!

And yes, I know we're all just busting Lindsay and that's fine, I saw "lol @ a fetus being a human being" and thought the hard righties were on that time of the month again. I still want to kill Steve Crowder for thinking he won the abortion argument with that silly ass chart of his.

[Keith Chegwin]

Fucking Christ Corky. You really are a leftard redditor

[Pope Corky III]

Fucking Christ Corky. You really are a leftard redditor

I see its that time of the month. Poonoo likes to call me that when he's on his period as well. Fuck Reddit, Trump can nuke it tommorrow and I will give zero fucks.